“I'll never understand why middle class white people think that Asians are magic.”Tagged: Understand, Question, Magic
“I've never seen meerkats and a sad person at the same time. It's like a weird art installation.”Tagged: Meerkats, Sad, Simile Examples, Art Installation
“I had an erection when he was telling me that he hates the idea of having sex with me.”Tagged: erection, Sex, Rejected
“I had an erection when he was telling me that he hates the idea of having sex with me.”Tagged: erection, Sex, Rejected
“No, why would you call me man? Pumpkin, maybe, Peaches, Babe?”Tagged: Pet Name, Nickname, Babe, Couples
“No, why would you call me man? Pumpkin, maybe, Peaches, Babe?”Tagged: Pet Name, Nickname, Babe, Couples
“Putting your penis anywhere when you're a teenager is fun. Plus, I tried to have sex with a watermelon.”Tagged: Sex, teenager, Horny, Watermelon
“Putting your penis anywhere when you're a teenager is fun. Plus, I tried to have sex with a watermelon.”Tagged: Sex, teenager, Horny, Watermelon
“Try not to be the donkey to my Shrek, yeah?”Tagged: Donkey, Shrek , Annoying, Movie reference, Sassy
“Try not to be the donkey to my Shrek, yeah?”Tagged: Donkey, Shrek , Annoying, Movie reference, Sassy
“Well you know it's okay not to be okay, right?”Tagged: Okay, Not Okay, upset, Feelings, Express Yourself
“Well you know it's okay not to be okay, right?”Tagged: Okay, Not Okay, upset, Feelings, Express Yourself
“I genuinely can't to print the document to get me a job so I can afford to do things like print document.”Tagged: Money, afford, Print, expensive, Struggle
“I genuinely can't to print the document to get me a job so I can afford to do things like print document.”Tagged: Money, afford, Print, expensive, Struggle