“Betty Childs: [blissfully] Oh, Stan. You were wonderful. You did things to me you've never done before. [Lewis takes off his mask] Betty Childs: [gasps] Ahhh! You're that nerd! Lewis: Yeah. Betty Childs: [blissfully] Oh, you were wonderful. [gasps in ecstasy] Betty Childs: Are all nerds as good as…”Tagged: nerd, nerd sex
“You know, when you were a baby in your crib, your father looked down at you, he had but one hope—‘Someday, my son will grow to be a man.’ Well look at you now; you just got your asses whipped, by a bunch of goddamn nerds. [removes and throws his cap against the wall] Nerds! Well, if I was you, I'd…”Tagged: nerd, Baby, crib, Goddamn
“Lewis: Didn't I tell you we would find a nice place? Gilbert: Yes, this is way better than the dorm. [Brick is hurled through the window] Booger: What was that? Gilbert: It says: ‘Nerds get out!’ Takashi: What is a nerd? Gilbert: We are.”Tagged: nerd, nerd pride, nerd persecution
“Gilbert: I just wanted to say that I'm a nerd, and I'm here tonight to stand up for the rights of other nerds. I mean uh, all our lives we've been laughed at and made to feel inferior. And tonight, those bastards, they trashed our house. Why? Cause we're smart? Cause we look different? Well, we're…”Tagged: nerd, nerd pride, nerd persecution
“Stan Gable: [to Booger] What are you looking at, nerd? Booger: [to himself] I thought I was looking at my mother's old douchebag, but that's in Ohio.”Tagged: nerd, douchebag, Ohio