Little Vivvy: I fell through the floor again. Big Vivvy: It's because you stomp!
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Seth Meyers
Seth Adam Meyers (born December 28, 1973) is an American comedian, writer, producer, political commentator, actor, media critic, and television host. He hosts Late Night with Seth Meyers, a late-night talk show that airs on NBC. Prior to that, he was a head writer for NBC's Saturday Night Live (2001–2014) and hosted the show's news parody segment, Weekend Update. In 2008, Meyers appeared in the film, Journey to the Center of the Earth, hosted the 66th Primetime Emmy Awards in 2014 and voiced the character Jeremy "Prock" Awesome in The Awesomes (2013–2015). 2Early life and education Meyers was born in Evanston, Illinois, and was raised in Okemos, Michigan, from four to ten years of age, and Bedford, New Hampshire, after that. Meyers's mother, Hilary Claire (née Olson), was a French teacher, and his father, Laurence Meyers Jr., worked in finance. His younger brother is actor Josh Meyers. His paternal grandfather was Jewish; and, although Meyers has performed at several Jewish Community Centers, he does not consider himself Jewish. Meyers's other ancestry is Czech–Austrian (from his paternal grandmother), Swedish, English, and German. Meyers attended Edgewood Elementary in Okemos and later graduated from Manchester High School West in New Hampshire. He then attended and graduated from Northwestern University in Evanston, where he became a member of the fraternity Phi Gamma Delt
Oh, sure, it's, you know, it's a gorgeous town, but mother and I, we know the ugly part, the underbelly, and it's you know, it's sad.
You know, so if the audience thinks that I'm sad or fragile or emotional, it's because I want them to think that.
You know, if you're a woman working in the arts, or anywhere actually, people always think you are being controlled. But I've always had control.
I've always known exactly what I want and exactly how to get it.
There is no courage in offending unless you are also willing to offend those you love.
The best art is made while eating cookies or drinking chocolate.
I was always monogamous when I was with her.
My core goal as an artist is to deconstruct the idea of working, of effort because we are raised to believe that great works of art require suffering.
Got pain in my uterus already.
I need you to find the comfort in the discomfort.
Artist must be warrior.
Art is not supposed to be safe. It's supposed to be radical.
We have every kind of salsa. We have teriyaki. We have barbecue. We have peanut butter. Ranch dressing, that's important.
The coffee, every bean, is it your friend or enemy?
If he catches the chicken, there is chicken on the menu. But if he doesn't catch the chicken, he believes that fate has spoken and wants the chicken to live.
Every banana we inspect up close. How it feels. How it looks in the light. How it sounds.