“People are willing to pose nude for artists they don’t even know – color me cautious, I think it seems sketchy.”— Unknown, tcat.tcTagged: Nude Models, Artists, Puns, Wordplay
“Prostitute 1: What should we do tonight? Horror movies? Prostitute 2: I say movies.”— Unknown, tcat.tcTagged: Puns, prostitution, Horror Movies
“Any pants can be considered high-wasted if the person wearing them drinks and smokes enough.”— Unknown, tcat.tcTagged: Puns, pants, High-Waisted
“My puns may be cheesy, but I still think they’re pretty gouda.”— Unknown, tcat.tcTagged: Puns, Cheese, Cheesy, Gouda
“Craigslist is a unique place where you can find a one-night stand or one nightstand.”— Unknown, tcat.tcTagged: Craigslist, One Night Stand, Puns, Wordplay
“Pizza chefs who have flour on their face at the end of a long shift call that a 5-o’clock shadough.”— Unknown, tcat.tcTagged: Pizza, Flour, Puns, 5 O'Clock Shadow
“I saw a guy hold up his little boy to shield his eyes from the brightness and I thought, I hope he doesn’t lose those son-glasses.”— Unknown, tcat.tcTagged: Puns, Sunglasses
“Have you seen the pyramid schemes in Egypped?”— Unknown, tcat.tcTagged: Puns, Egypt, Pyramid Schemes
“Fall clothing really wears on my bank account. I want to stop buying, but I always end up swiping my debit cardigan.”— Unknown, tcat.tcTagged: Fall, clothing, Puns, Debit Cards
“Maybe it’s Maybelline, but what if it isn't? People shouldn’t just MAKEUP these insinuations.”— Unknown, tcat.tcTagged: Maybelline, Makeup, Puns
“I can’t eat breakfast without a couple slices of wheat on the side because I’m lack-toast intolerant.”— Unknown, tcat.tcTagged: Puns, breakfast, Wheat, Lactose Intolerance
“If you hate when people pull up next to you at a stoplight staring, revving up their engine and speeding off, you’re race-ist.”— Unknown, tcat.tcTagged: Puns, Street Racing
“For $10 an hour I’ll fart on your algebra book. Y? Not because mx+b, but because I’m a math tooter.”— Unknown, tcat.tcTagged: Farts, Algebra, Puns
“‘I just story a car!’ = Grand Theft Autocorrect.”— Unknown, tcat.tcTagged: Grand Theft Auto, autocorrect, Puns
“Will you marry me = a marriage proposal. Will, you, Mary, me? = A foursome inquiry.”— Unknown, tcat.tcTagged: Marriage, Marriage Proposal, Puns, Mary, Foursome
“Crowded gyms with occupied machines are the worst because we’re there to lose weight, not gain wait.”— Unknown, tcat.tcTagged: Puns, Gyms
“I’d love to have somebody gently scoop chow mein in my mouth because I have an Asian fed-dish.”— Unknown, tcat.tcTagged: Fetish, Asian, Puns, Chow Mein
“I try not to spend too much time online but Wi-Fight it?”— Unknown, tcat.tcTagged: Online Addiction, Puns, Wi-Fi
“When a guy pulls his penis out, he can tell what his partner thinks about his size based on their sighs.”— Unknown, tcat.tcTagged: penis, Penis Size, Sighs, Puns