Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella? Fo’ drizzle.
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50 Terrible, Quick Jokes That’ll Get You A Laugh On Demand
I started a band called 999 Megabytes — we haven’t gotten a gig yet.
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
What’s the best part about living in Switzerland? Not sure, but the flag is a big plus.
How do you make holy water? Boil the hell out of it.
What is the difference between ignorance and apathy? I don't know, and I don't care.
You want to hear a pizza joke? Never mind, it's pretty cheesy.
I started a band called 999 Megabytes—we haven't gotten a gig yet.
Learn sign language; it's very handy.
Pampered cows produce spoiled milk.
Marketing companies should use chromosomes in advertisements because sex cells.
Dwarfs and midgets have very little in common.
Dry erase boards are remarkable.
What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
I wrote a song about a tortilla. Well actually, it's more of a wrap.
When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.
Just went to an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.
PMS should just be called ovary-acting.
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.