“Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella? Fo’ drizzle.”— Christopher Hudspeth, thoughtcatalog.comTagged: Funny, snoop dogg, Jokes
“I started a band called 999 Megabytes — we haven’t gotten a gig yet.”— Christopher Hudspeth, thoughtcatalog.comTagged: Funny, Nerdy, Jokes
“I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.”— Christopher Hudspeth, thoughtcatalog.comTagged: Funny, baseball, Jokes
“What’s the best part about living in Switzerland? Not sure, but the flag is a big plus.”— Christopher Hudspeth, thoughtcatalog.comTagged: Funny, Switzerland
“How do you make holy water? Boil the hell out of it.”— Unknown, thoughtcatalog.comTagged: Holy Water, Hell, Double Entendre
“What is the difference between ignorance and apathy? I don't know, and I don't care.”— Unknown, thoughtcatalog.comTagged: Ignorance, Apathy
“You want to hear a pizza joke? Never mind, it's pretty cheesy.”— Unknown, thoughtcatalog.comTagged: Pizza, Cheesy, Double Entendre
“I started a band called 999 Megabytes—we haven't gotten a gig yet.”— Unknown, thoughtcatalog.comTagged: Band Names, Puns
“Learn sign language; it's very handy.”— Unknown, thoughtcatalog.comTagged: Sign Language, Handy, Double Entendre
“Marketing companies should use chromosomes in advertisements because sex cells.”— Unknown, thoughtcatalog.comTagged: Marketing, Puns, Chromosomes, advertisements
“Dwarfs and midgets have very little in common.”— Unknown, thoughtcatalog.comTagged: Dwarfs, Midgets, Double Entendre
“What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.”— Unknown, thoughtcatalog.comTagged: Dinosaur, Vocabulary, Portmanteau
“I wrote a song about a tortilla. Well actually, it's more of a wrap.”— Unknown, thoughtcatalog.comTagged: Song, Tortilla, Rap, Puns
“When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.”— Unknown, thoughtcatalog.comTagged: Puns, Urine, Bladder Infection
“Just went to an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.”— Unknown, thoughtcatalog.comTagged: Puns, Weddings, Emotional, Wedding Cake
“Atheism is a non-prophet organization.”— Unknown, thoughtcatalog.comTagged: Puns, atheism, Nonprofits
“I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.”— Unknown, thoughtcatalog.comTagged: Double Entendre, Depth Perception, baseball