Season

Season 5

by Wendy Schaal, Rachael MacFarlane, Scott Grimes, Seth MacFarlane, Dee Bradley Baker and 20 others

(6 total)

Characters

Seth MacFarlane (6)Stan Smith (voice) (4)Roger The Alien (2)Brian Boyle (2)Jim Bernstein (1)Chris McKenna (1)Laura McCreary (1)Keith Heisler (1)Mike Barker (1)Matt Fusfeld (1)

“I'm gonna finish this meatloaf, get on a plane to Toronto and shoot you in your lying face.”

— Keith Heisler, Jim Bernstein, Stan Smith (voice), Seth MacFarlane, imdb.com

Tagged: Meatloaf, Fight, lying, upset

“And what Steve doesn't realize is I have a plan of my own. While everyone's focused on Snot, I'll be heading to the bathroom to share a doobie with the busboy in exchange for an angry handy-J.”

— Laura McCreary, Chris McKenna, Roger The Alien, Seth MacFarlane, imdb.com

Tagged: plans, Weed, Busboy, favors, Trading

“Sorry I took so long. I farted pulling into the driveway and I just wanted to enjoy it for a while.”

— Brian Boyle, Stan Smith (voice), Seth MacFarlane, imdb.com

Tagged: Farting, Enjoyment, Took A long time

“An above ground sprinkler on the front lawn! No sir! What's next, prostitutes rising out of the ground and spitting all over our lawns? Well not in my neighborhood!”

— Brian Boyle, Stan Smith (voice), Seth MacFarlane, imdb.com

Tagged: Sprinker, Unsightly, Lawns, Prostitutes, Sassy

“Let's try that on the fart setting.”

— Mike Barker, Matt Weitzman, Roger The Alien, Seth MacFarlane, imdb.com

Tagged: Fart, setting, Different Settings

“Roger, I think I've found a way off this island! Is there such a thing as a time crab?”

— Matt Fusfeld, Alex Cuthbertson, Stan Smith (voice), Seth MacFarlane, imdb.com

Tagged: Island, Time, time travel, Crab