Season

Season 2

by Danny McBride, Steve Little, Katy Mixon, John Hawkes, Jennifer Irwin and 8 others

Spurned by the big leagues and humiliated in his own hometown, Kenny Powers is heading south of the border to lick his wounds--and plot a comeback that might just land him back in the spotlight. In the wake of a bogus pitching offer, Kenny takes up reside

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Characters

Danny McBride (35)Kenny Powers (35)David Gordon Green (35)

“It's like goddamn Cocktoberfest in here. I'm excited too, but let's not touch dicks, alright.”

— David Gordon Green, Kenny Powers, Danny McBride, imdb.com

Tagged: Cocktoberfest, Dicks

“It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass.”

— David Gordon Green, Kenny Powers, Danny McBride, imdb.com

Tagged: tits and ass, Tits, ass, Muslims, Jews

“There's gonna be an ass-ton of crabs, lobsters, wine, Bartles & Jaymes, corn on the cob, fuckin’ booger sugar.”

— David Gordon Green, Kenny Powers, Danny McBride, imdb.com

Tagged: lobster, bartles & jaymes, corn on the cob, Cocaine

“I'm wearing all black. Outlaws wear black. Fags and cocaine dealers wear white.”

— David Gordon Green, Kenny Powers, Danny McBride, imdb.com

Tagged: Black, wearing black, Outlaws, fags, Cocaine

“Gross! You're crop-dusting my whole entire bedroom with your pubes right now. Don't be sorry, dude. Just cover up that marble sack.”

— David Gordon Green, Kenny Powers, Danny McBride, imdb.com

Tagged: Pubes, Gross, scrotum

“Once again I'm with the hottest chick in town, buyin' the most expensive fashions, dinin' in the fanciest food places, riding around on goddamn jet skis. Rainin' trim. Hallucinogens. Jet skis again. Throwin' heat. And getting laid.”

— David Gordon Green, Kenny Powers, Danny McBride, imdb.com

Tagged: Getting Laid, hallucinogens, jet skis

“Yeah Stevie, I'm pretty sure the guy I'm looking for didn't direct the fucking Blair Witch Project. Just forget you ever heard the name Eduardo Sanchez. Forget that he supposedly lives in a village near here. Forget that he is not Mexican, but a gringo.”

— David Gordon Green, Kenny Powers, Danny McBride, imdb.com

Tagged: Blair Witch Project, Mexican, Gringo

“If you've got something you want to say, then just say it. You can save us a lot of time with this fuckin’ pointless history lesson in this goddamn creepy, uninmpressive, fuckin’ hall. I don't like it in here. It's gross.”

— David Gordon Green, Kenny Powers, Danny McBride, imdb.com

Tagged: creepy, unimpressive, History, Gross

“If I had to choose, I mean historically, I've always considered myself to be a tit man.”

— David Gordon Green, Kenny Powers, Danny McBride, imdb.com

Tagged: Tits, historically

“Is that my thong? Oh, dude no way! You do not go in my drawers and take out a pair of my chones. That is a big no-no!”

— David Gordon Green, Kenny Powers, Danny McBride, imdb.com

Tagged: no-no, thong, Gross

“I got two hard rules I live by, pop: I don't fuck with the Devil, and I never do tag teams with blood relatives.”

— David Gordon Green, Kenny Powers, Danny McBride, imdb.com

Tagged: devil, blood relatives, tag teams

“Did this tale end the way I thought it would? Probably not. But as long as I win, who gives a shit?”

— David Gordon Green, Kenny Powers, Danny McBride, imdb.com

Tagged: Winning

“Yeah, I've actually had multiple orgasms on jet skis. Maybe it's something in our blood that we can just ya know, get hard from riding fuckin’ badass ya know, terrain vehicles...water crafts...”

— David Gordon Green, Kenny Powers, Danny McBride, imdb.com

Tagged: multiple orgasms, jet skis, badass

“Why would you do this to me? Here this whole time I thought you were the whore with a heart of gold. Instead you're just a whore with a real whore's heart.”

— David Gordon Green, Kenny Powers, Danny McBride, imdb.com

Tagged: Whore, heart of gold

“I paid cash for the motherfucker. Bought it with an advance that I was paid for this, uh...self help novel I'm about to have published onto the Oprah's book clubs...Pretty much saved all my pennies from my major league days. Invested a lot of it very wisely in stocks, bonds, famous works of arts.”

— David Gordon Green, Kenny Powers, Danny McBride, imdb.com

Tagged: Cash, Oprah's Book Club, Major League Baseball, Stocks

“I can't believe I opened up my heart up to that bitch. Opened it wide up. And she just squatted with that big beautiful booty and dumped all over it.”

— David Gordon Green, Kenny Powers, Danny McBride, imdb.com

Tagged: booty, Pooping, Bitch

“Chapter 17. Done, and fuckin' done. Just like that, the journey is over...depression is finished, and you're on your way back to the world of the living, smiling, regular people...The road has been paved with dickheads, backstabbers, and pains in the fuckin' ass...but memories were made, allies were…”

— David Gordon Green, Kenny Powers, Danny McBride, imdb.com

Tagged: dickheads, Backstabbers, pole smokers

“We can do some fucking great things tonight, you guys. Follow me. Walk with me out on to that field. And when you do, you will fucking put your ass out, and you raise your fucking head up. Know that you'll never, ever...ever reach the heights that you're gonna reach tonight. But you can leave here k…”

— David Gordon Green, Kenny Powers, Danny McBride, imdb.com

Tagged: Great Things, Mexican Baseball

“Truth be told, things aren't going as good for me as I led on to believe. The love of my life married some other dude, and my new girlfriend fed her pussy to the owner of the baseball team I just quit. I stole homeboy's car, and now I'm probably a wanted fugitive.”

— David Gordon Green, Kenny Powers, Danny McBride, imdb.com

Tagged: Pussy, Girlfriend, fugitive

“The good thing about getting over depression is...well...you can start to see your enemies more clearly. Suddenly, everyone isn't an obstacle, just some people are...And it might be someone that you find is in your bloodline, distant and as brown as their skin can be, they still are part of you.”

— David Gordon Green, Kenny Powers, Danny McBride, imdb.com

Tagged: Depression, obstacle, Bloodline