Season

Season 1

by Mark Hentemann, Mike Henry, Alex Borstein, Alec Sulkin, Danny Smith and 18 others

The first season of the animated comedy series Family Guy aired on Fox from January 31, 1999, to May 16, 1999, and consisted of seven episodes. The series also aired on Fox Family on January 5, 2000, to February 16, 2000. The series follows the dysfunctio

(7 total)

Characters

Seth MacFarlane (10)Stewie Griffin (4)David Zuckerman (2)Peter Griffin (2)Chris Sheridan (1)Gary Janetti (1)Neil Goldman (1)Garrett Donovan (1)Matt Weitzman (1)Chris Griffin (voice) (1)

“Lois Griffin: Peter, you're bribing your daughter with a car? Peter Griffin: Come on, Lois, isn't 'bribe' just another word for 'love?'”

— Chris Sheridan, Peter Griffin, Seth MacFarlane, imdb.com

Tagged: Love, Bribe, SASS

“Meg Griffin: Chris! You're hogging all the fans! Chris Griffin: Oh yeah? Well you're hogging all the UGLY!”

— Gary Janetti, Chris Griffin (voice), Seth Green, imdb.com

Tagged: Snark, ugly, humor, Siblings

“[to Peter] When the world is mine, your death should be quick and painless.”

— Mike Barker, Matt Weitzman, David Zuckerman, Seth MacFarlane, Stewie Griffin, Seth MacFarlane, imdb.com

Tagged: Snark, Taking Over The World, Hating Your Parents, I Hate You Dad

“Peter Griffin: This party couldn't be better if Jesus was here. Jesus: For my next miracle, I will turn water... into FUNK.”

— Danny Smith, Seth MacFarlane, David Zuckerman, Peter Griffin, Seth MacFarlane, imdb.com

Tagged: jesus, Funny, party, Snark

“Lois: Sweetie, it's broccoli, it's good for you. Now open up for the airplane. Stewie: Never! Damn the broccoli! Damn you! And damn the Wright Brothers!”

— Seth MacFarlane, Stewie Griffin, Seth MacFarlane, imdb.com

Tagged: Funny, I Hate You Mom, Snark, Resistance

“Lois: Well, hi, there, sweetie! Stewie: You know, Mother, life is like a box of chocolates: You never know what you're going to get. Your life, however, is more like a box of active grenades!”

— Seth MacFarlane, Stewie Griffin, Seth MacFarlane, imdb.com

Tagged: insults, humor, I Hate You Mom, Life Is Like A Box Of Chocolates, Sassy

“Damn you, woman, awake from your damnable reverie!”

— Neil Goldman, Garrett Donovan, Stewie Griffin, Seth MacFarlane, imdb.com

Tagged: Damn you, woman, Frustration, Damn, insults, I Hate You Mom