Season

Season 3

by Alyson Hannigan, Jason Segel, Cobie Smulders, Neil Patrick Harris, Josh Radnor and 6 others

The third season of the American television comedy series How I Met Your Mother premiered on September 24, 2007 and concluded on May 19, 2008. It consisted of 20 episodes, each running approximately 22 minutes in length. CBS broadcast the third season on

(9 total)

Characters

Neil Patrick Harris (6)Barney Stinson (6)Josh Radnor (2)Ted Mosby (2)Jamie Rhonheimer (2)Gloria Calderon Kellett (2)Joe Kelly (2)Carter Bays (2)Marshall Eriksen (1)Jason Segel (1)

“Barney: You're the most awesome person I've ever met. Well, second. Robin: Right, first being you. Barney: No, actually, it's this guy I know who lives in something called the mirror. What up?”

— Carter Bays, Barney Stinson, Neil Patrick Harris, imdb.com

Tagged: compliments, Cheering Up

“There’s three rules of cheating: 1. It’s not cheating if you’re not the one who’s married. 2. It’s not cheating if her name has two adjacent vowels. 3. And it's not cheating if she’s from a different area code.”

— Carter Bays, Barney Stinson, Neil Patrick Harris, imdb.com

Tagged: Cheating, Cheaters

“That was the night I was born. I rose like a phoenix from her mentholated bosom and strode into the world, Armani-clad and fully awesome”

— Jamie Rhonheimer, Barney Stinson, Neil Patrick Harris, imdb.com

Tagged: Night, born, Phoenix, Simile Examples, strode

“Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I'm awesome. I'm your bro—I'm Broda!”

— Gloria Calderon Kellett, Barney Stinson, Neil Patrick Harris, imdb.com

Tagged: yoda, Awesome, little, Green, suits

“Hey! I don't remember you. I've spent the last two days trying to remember every girl that I've slept with and all of the horrible things that I have done to them—and I have done some horrible things. I mean, at one point I'm pretty sure I sold a woman. I didn't speak the language, but I shook a guy…”

— Joe Kelly, Barney Stinson, Neil Patrick Harris, imdb.com

Tagged: Mercedes, player, Apology

“I wound up shame-eating the whole pizza. I woke up all greasy and sweaty. My sheets looked like what they wrap deli sandwiches in. Maybe I should join a gym. Do you go to a gym?”

— Jamie Rhonheimer, Ted Mosby, Josh Radnor, imdb.com

Tagged: Shame-Eating, Pizza, gym

“Ted, how many times have I told you to put the lid back on the peanut butter jar?! It's this inconsiderate, immature jackassery that makes me feel like I'm living in The Real World house! And not the early days when they all had jobs and social consciences, I'm talking about Hawaii, and after! I can…”

— Brenda Hsueh, Marshall Eriksen, Jason Segel, imdb.com

Tagged: Peanut Butter, inconsiderate, real world, Hawaii

“It's like Descartes says, 'In order to determine whether we can know anything with certainty, we first have to doubt everything we know.'”

— Gloria Calderon Kellett, Ted Mosby, Josh Radnor, imdb.com

Tagged: Rene Descartes, Certainty

“Sometimes we search for one thing but discover another.”

— Joe Kelly, Barney Stinson, Neil Patrick Harris, imdb.com

Tagged: Search, Discover, unexpected