Season
by Debralee Scott, Mary Kay Place, Louise Lasser, Victor Kilian, Philip Bruns and 16 others
(20 total)
Characters
“Loretta Haggers: [regains consciousness, groggy] What happened? Charlie Haggers: Oh, honey, we had an accident, hit a station wagon full of nuns. Loretta Haggers: A station wagon full of nuns? Is that a sin? Charlie Haggers: Well, baby, if you're Catholic, but we're not Catholic. Loretta Haggers: Oh…”
— Ann Marcus, Jerry Adelman, Loretta Haggers, Mary Kay Place, imdb.com
“Charlie Haggers: You really planning to sell that fella's song for him in Nashville? Loretta Haggers: Yeah, I got to, y'know, I gave him my word. Charlie Haggers: That's a terrible song! And after what he had in mind to do to you. Loretta Haggers: Oh, honey, both he and his song are just sickeningly…”
— Ann Marcus, Jerry Adelman, Loretta Haggers, Mary Kay Place, imdb.com
“Sgt. Foley: Are you a little nervous? Mary Hartman: No. Why, do I seem a little nervous? No, I'm not, I'm not nervous. Why, because I'm a married woman having a cocktail in a cocktail lounge in the middle of the afternoon with a good looking person?”
— Ann Marcus, Jerry Adelman, Mary Hartman, Louise Lasser, imdb.com
“Charlie Haggers: I wouldn't take no trip without some kind of protection. You never know what's lurkin' around out there, Loretta. I mean, be prepared, that's my motto. Be prepared. Loretta Haggers: Isn't that somebody else's motto, too? Charlie Haggers: The Boy Scouts of America. They don't fool ar…”
— Ann Marcus, Jerry Adelman, Loretta Haggers, Mary Kay Place, imdb.com
“Mary Hartman: Where's Grandpa? Martha Shumway: Watching Years of Our Days to Live. It's his favorite. Mary Hartman: Oh, I don't like that one. Martha Shumway: No? Mary Hartman: No, all the girls look alike, and they're all divorced, and all the husbands fool around with someone at work. I like a mor…”
— Ann Marcus, Jerry Adelman, Mary Hartman, Louise Lasser, imdb.com
“Tom Hartman: I want to tell you something, too. Mae Olinski: Yeah? Tom Hartman: You know I'm married? Mae Olinski: To your wife, right? Tom Hartman: To my wife. Does it make a difference? Mae Olinski: Sure, it makes a difference. But like they say, nobody's perfect. [Tom and Mae break into laughter…”
— Ann Marcus, Jerry Adelman, Tom Hartman, Greg Mullavey, imdb.com
“Mary Hartman: [Davey has a pistol pressed against Mary's head] Is that a real gun, Davey? It's not real, is it? What is that, a little toy, little water cap pistol? Davey: No, it's real. Mary Hartman: Oh, it is real. Oh. See, I saw this skit on The Howard Cosell Show once. It was a hilarious skit. T…”
— Ann Marcus, Jerry Adelman, Mary Hartman, Louise Lasser, imdb.com
“Charlie, honey, you gotta quit treating me like I'm some puny little heifer, honey, just 'cause I'm the teensiest littlest bit pregnant. Now, listen, I come from very hardy stock. A half hour before my grandmother birthed her thirteenth young'un, she was unloading 100-pound bags of fertilizer off th…”
— Ann Marcus, Jerry Adelman, Loretta Haggers, Mary Kay Place, imdb.com
“Loretta Haggers: Y'know, Mary's been seeming kind of piqued lately, and I think I just stumbled on the truth of it. Mary Hartman ain't gettin' enough Vitamin L from her man Tom. Charlie Haggers: Vitamin L? Loretta Haggers: Vitamin Love. I think I oughtta write a song about that.”
— Ann Marcus, Jerry Adelman, Loretta Haggers, Mary Kay Place, imdb.com
“Tom Hartman: Did you think I was sexy then? Mary Hartman: Yeah, you were. You were just like Johnny Carson. You were just all boyish and proud of yourself. Tom Hartman: He's a comedian. I'm a Robert Redford, huh? Mary Hartman: [thinks a moment] Johnny Carson.”
— Ann Marcus, Jerry Adelman, Mary Hartman, Louise Lasser, imdb.com
“Loretta Haggers: [Referring to the Lombardi family] Someone just shot 'em. Mary Hartman: Oh my God. The whole family? Loretta Haggers: All five of them, plus two goats and eight chickens. Mary Hartman: I can't believe that. What kind of a madman would shoot two goats and eight chickens. [after a pau…”
— Ann Marcus, Jerry Adelman, Mary Hartman, Louise Lasser, imdb.com
“Mary Hartman: It was a wonderful book. It was guaranteed to improve my emotional health. Harold Clemens: Did it improve your emotional health? Mary Hartman: I think so, I definitely think so. You see, it was while I was reading that book that I realized that I needed glasses, and that made me feel m…”
— Ann Marcus, Jerry Adelman, Mary Hartman, Louise Lasser, imdb.com
“Mary Hartman: [On the phone] Grandpa Larkin's at the police station? Sgt. Foley: Yes, he is. Mary Hartman: Is he all right? Sgt. Foley: Well, not exactly. Mary Hartman: Is he hurt? I mean, what did he have, an accident? Sgt. Foley: No, he's not hurt. And I'm afraid what happened to him was not an ac…”
— Ann Marcus, Jerry Adelman, Mary Hartman, Louise Lasser, imdb.com