Season 1

“You wanted fire? Sorry, Cheryl Bombshell, my specialty is ice.”

— Roberto Aguirre-Sacasa, Veronica Lodge, Camila Mendes, imdb.com

“Betty couldn't make it. So she sent me instead.”

— Yolanda E. Lawrence, Betty Cooper, Lili Reinhart, imdb.com

“Come on. Let's get wet.”

— Yolanda E. Lawrence, Veronica Lodge, Camila Mendes, imdb.com

“I think she's crazier than a serial killer on bath salts, but so what?”

— Aaron Allen, Cheryl Blossom, Madelaine Petsch, imdb.com

“Veronica: Not to be a complete narcissist, but I thought people would be more... Kevin: Obsessed with you? Any other year, you'd be trending number one, for sure. This year, though, it's all about Cheryl trying to win the Best Supporting Psycho Oscar for her role as Riverdale High's bereaved Red Wid…”

— Roberto Aguirre-Sacasa, Veronica Lodge, Camila Mendes, imdb.com

“Gamechanger. Archie got hot. He's got abs, now. Six more reasons for you to grab that ginger bull by the horn, tonight.”

— Roberto Aguirre-Sacasa, Kevin Keller, Casey Cott, imdb.com

“Veronica: You’re a little more dangerous than you look, aren’t you? All Boy-Next-Door-ish? Archie: You have no idea.”

— Roberto Aguirre-Sacasa, Veronica Lodge, Camila Mendes, imdb.com

“Veronica: Where's Betty? Cheryl: She spiraled and fled. Between us, she's a lot more high-strung than she looks. Veronica: You shady bitch.”

— Roberto Aguirre-Sacasa, Veronica Lodge, Camila Mendes, imdb.com

“Betty, you will not believe who just propositioned me in the bathroom. Give you a hint: His name may be Moose, but I'd describe a certain appendage of his as horse-like.”

— Roberto Aguirre-Sacasa, Kevin Keller, Casey Cott, imdb.com

“So, what are you three hens gossiping about? Archie's Efron-esque emergence from the chrysalis of puberty?”

— Roberto Aguirre-Sacasa, Cheryl Blossom, Madelaine Petsch, imdb.com

“So you stuttering sapheads are too dim to exercise your own rights, and you've got the combined vocabulary of a baked potato. Consider this your last practice as River Vixens, and your last week as my social handmaidens. You're fired on all fronts. That's all. Shoo, bitches.”

— Britta Lundin, Brian E. Paterson, Cheryl Blossom, Madelaine Petsch, imdb.com

“I've tried every flavor of boy but orange.”

— Roberto Aguirre-Sacasa, Veronica Lodge, Camila Mendes, imdb.com

“I feel like I’m wandering through the lost epilogue of Our Town.”

— Roberto Aguirre-Sacasa, Veronica Lodge, Camila Mendes, imdb.com

“Are you familiar with the works of Truman Capote? I’m Breakfast at Tiffany’s, but this place is strictly In Cold Blood.”

— Roberto Aguirre-Sacasa, Veronica Lodge, Camila Mendes, imdb.com

“Follow me on Twitter and I’ll do the same. My handle’s @cherylbombshell.”

— Roberto Aguirre-Sacasa, Cheryl Blossom, Madelaine Petsch, imdb.com

“You're so much stronger than all of the white noise. You're stronger than your mother. You're stronger than your father. You're holding this family together. So don't... don't let go.”

— James DeWille, Jughead Jones, Cole Sprouse, imdb.com

“Thicker than blood, more precious than oil. Riverdale's big business is maple syrup.”

— James DeWille, Jughead Jones, Cole Sprouse, imdb.com

“Check your sell-by date, ladies. Faux-lesbian kissing hasn’t been taboo since 1994.”

— Roberto Aguirre-Sacasa, Cheryl Blossom, Madelaine Petsch, imdb.com

“It's like you know how in a time of crisis, people either come together or fall apart? It feels like we're falling apart.”

— James DeWille, Betty Cooper, Lili Reinhart, imdb.com

“Can't we just liberate ourselves from the tired dichotomy of jock, artist. Can't we, in this post-James Franco world, be all things at once?”

— Roberto Aguirre-Sacasa, Veronica Lodge, Camila Mendes, imdb.com