Season 4

“I'm telling you: the fat ass, the farting .. it's ridiculous. I am UN-fuckable. And I have never been so horny in my entire life. ... That's why you're supposed to be married when you're pregnant, so somebody is obligated to have sex with you.”

— Amy B. Harris, Miranda Hobbes, Cynthia Nixon, imdb.com

“It's amazing. In a courtroom, reasonable doubt can get you off for murder. In an engagement, it makes you feel like a bad person.”

— Elisa Zuritsky, Julie Rottenberg, Miranda Hobbes, Cynthia Nixon, imdb.com

“I don't know... is it okay to fuck one guy when you're pregnant with another guy's baby?”

— Michael Patrick King, Miranda Hobbes, Cynthia Nixon, imdb.com

“For something called a fling, it looks like a lot of work.”

— Cindy Chupack, Charlotte York, Kristin Davis, imdb.com

“Charlotte: We are having Trey's sperm tested. Miranda: Is it not doing well in school?”

— Michael Patrick King, Miranda Hobbes, Cynthia Nixon, imdb.com

“I used to think those people who sat alone at Starbucks writing on their laptops were pretentious posers. Now I know: They are people who have recently moved in with someone.”

— Michael Patrick King, Carrie Bradshaw, Sarah Jessica Parker, imdb.com

“Fuck men. We have to run to Helga the Hot Waxer every other week, but them? How would they like it if we told them to shape their hedge, trim their trunk?”

— Jessica Bendinger, Samantha Jones, Kim Cattrall, imdb.com

“The only way to get anything to eat in the country is to make it yourself...I'm in no mood for Bisquick!”

— Allan Heinberg, Carrie Bradshaw, Sarah Jessica Parker, imdb.com

“It's like we live in the Museum of Natural Ugliness!”

— Allan Heinberg, Charlotte York, Kristin Davis, imdb.com

“Charlotte: Samantha, your face is glowing. Did you get a facial or something? Samantha: I masturbated all afternoon.”

— Michael Patrick King, Samantha Jones, Kim Cattrall, imdb.com

“Maybe our mistakes are what make our fate. Without them, what would shape our lives?”

— Michael Patrick King, Carrie Bradshaw, Sarah Jessica Parker, imdb.com

“Can you make a mistake and miss your fate?”

— Michael Patrick King, Carrie Bradshaw, Sarah Jessica Parker, imdb.com

“The hard thing about fighting in relationships is that there’s no referee. There’s no one to tell you which comments are below the belt. As a result, someone usually gets hurt.”

— Michael Patrick King, Carrie Bradshaw, Sarah Jessica Parker, imdb.com

“I admit it’s tempting to wish for the perfect boss, or the perfect parent, or the perfect outfit, but the best anyone of us can do is not quit. Play the hand we’ve been given, and accessorize the outfit we’ve got.”

— Allan Heinberg, Carrie Bradshaw, Sarah Jessica Parker, imdb.com

“Are men just women with balls?”

— Michael Patrick King, Carrie Bradshaw, Sarah Jessica Parker, imdb.com

“Wrong ring, wrong guy.”

— Cindy Chupack, Samantha Jones, Kim Cattrall, imdb.com

“Can you ever really forgive, if you can’t forget?”

— Jessica Bendinger, Carrie Bradshaw, Sarah Jessica Parker, imdb.com

“His words say no but his kiss says yes.”

— Cindy Chupack, Carrie Bradshaw, Sarah Jessica Parker, imdb.com

“Sometimes, I would buy Vogue instead of dinner. I just felt it fed me more.”

— Michael Patrick King, Carrie Bradshaw, Sarah Jessica Parker, imdb.com

“Maybe our mistakes are what make our fate. Without them, what would shape our lives? Perhaps if we never veered off course we wouldn't fall in love, or have babies, or be who we are. After all, seasons change. So do cities. People come into your life and people go. But it's comforting to know that t…”

— Michael Patrick King, Carrie Bradshaw, Sarah Jessica Parker, lovesujeiry.com