Season 2

“If your parents saw a real stupid person, they would realize how much of a genius you are.”

— Paul Tibbitt, Mr. Lawrence, Walt Dohrn, imdb.com

“Squidward, I used your clarinet to unclog my toilet!”

— Mr. Lawrence, Jay Lender, Dan Povenmire, Spongebob Squarepants, Tom Kenny, imdb.com

“I AM SPONGEBOB, DESTROYER OF EVIL!!”

— Paul Tibbitt, Walt Dohrn, Merriwether Williams, Spongebob Squarepants, Tom Kenny, imdb.com

“Sandy: I'm a squirrel. See? *Sandy points to an acorn.* SpongeBob: I thought that meant you were nuts.”

— Jay Lender, William Reiss, David B. Fain, Spongebob Squarepants, Tom Kenny, imdb.com

“Fish boy, are they smelly? Whoo hoo!! How could a creature who spend so much time in the water smell so bad?”

— Walt Dohrn, Paul Tibbitt, Merriwether Williams, Spongebob Squarepants, Tom Kenny, imdb.com

“SpongeBob: Hey, why does it take more than one squirrel to change a lightbulb? Fish: Why?! SpongeBob: Because, they're so darn stupid!”

— Paul Tibbitt, Merriwether Williams, Walt Dohrn, Spongebob Squarepants, Tom Kenny, imdb.com

“The Krabby Patty formula is the sole property of the Krusty Krab and may only be discussed in part or in whole with its creator Mr. Krabs. Duplication of this formula is punishable by law. Restrictions apply, results may vary.”

— Mr. Lawrence, Paul Tibbitt, Walt Dohrn, Spongebob Squarepants, Tom Kenny, imdb.com

“You know, if I were to die right now in some sort of fiery explosion due to the carelessness of a friend, well, that would just be okay.”

— Merriwether Williams, Aaron Springer, C.H. Greenblatt, Spongebob Squarepants, Tom Kenny, imdb.com

“I'm ugly and I'm proud, I'm ugly and I'm proud, I'm ugly and I'm proud!”

— Aaron Springer, Merriwether Williams, C.H. Greenblatt, Spongebob Squarepants, Tom Kenny, imdb.com

“First I need to find a friend! (holds up as stick) Stick buddy...! Nah. (stands next to a pile of rocks) Rock buddy...! No. (stands next to a sink) Sink buddy! Almost.”

— Mr. Lawrence, Jay Lender, William Reiss, Spongebob Squarepants, Tom Kenny, imdb.com

“The customers may be hot, but my grill is hotter.”

— Walt Dohrn, Paul Tibbitt, Mr. Lawrence, Spongebob Squarepants, Tom Kenny, imdb.com

“SpongeBob: Go. Run away like all the others. No one would want a friend as ugly as I am. Patrick: Sure they would! It makes them feel better about the way they look!”

— Merriwether Williams, Aaron Springer, C.H. Greenblatt, Spongebob Squarepants, Tom Kenny, imdb.com

“The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma.”

— Walt Dohrn, Paul Tibbitt, Merriwether Williams, Patrick Star, Bill Fagerbakke, imdb.com