“I miss Dwight. Congratulations, universe. You win.”
— Michael Schur, Lee Eisenberg, Gene Stupnitsky, Caroline Williams, Jim Halpert, John Krasinski, imdb.com
Tagged: The Universe
Season
Season 3
by Craig Robinson, Ed Helms, Ellie Kemper, Mindy Kaling, Clark Duke and 38 others
The third season of the American television comedy The Office premiered in the United States on NBC on September 21, 2006, and concluded on May 17, 2007. The season had a total of 25 half-hours of material, divided into 17 half-hour episodes, four 40-minu
(33 total)
Characters
“Jim: What'd you do, Prison Mike? Michael: I stole...and I robbed...and I kidnapped the president's son...and held him for ransom. Jim: That is quite the rap sheet, Prison Mike. Michael: And I never got caught neither. Jim: Well, you were in prison, but..mhm.”
— Ricky Gervais, Stephen Merchant, John Krasinski, Michael Scott, Steve Carell, imdb.com
“Oscar: I wonder how many phone calls you're missing while you're teaching us to answer calls. Kelly: I know, right? Probably a lot.”
— Justin Spitzer, Brent Forrester, Caroline Williams, Oscar Nunez, Kelly Kapoor, Mindy Kaling, imdb.com
Tagged: phone calls
“Kelly: You called me stupid. Ryan: No I said your idea is stupid. Kelly: What is so stupid about wanting to name a baby Usher? Usher Jennifer Hudson Kapoor. Ryan: Don't you see why that's insane? Kelly: Oh, so I'm crazy now?”
— Caroline Williams, Michael Schur, B.J. Novak,, Kelly Kapoor, Mindy Kaling, imdb.com
Tagged: Baby Names
“When my mother was pregnant with me, they did an ultrasound and found she was having twins. When they did another ultrasound a few weeks later, they discovered that I had adsorbed the other fetus. Do I regret this? No, I believe his tissue has made me stronger. I now have the strength of a grown man…”
— Jennifer Celotta, Caroline Williams, Dwight Schrute, Rainn Wilson, imdb.com
“Identity theft is not a joke, Jim! Millions of families suffer every year.”
— Brent Forrester, Justin Spitzer, Dwight Schrute, Rainn Wilson, imdb.com
Tagged: Identity Theft
“Kelly: Jim!!! Oh my god, I have so much to tell you. Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes had a baby, and they named it Sure! And Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie also had a baby, and they named it Shiloh! And both babies are amazing! Jim: Wow! So, uh, what's new with you? Kelly: I just told you.”
— Brent Forrester, Caroline Williams, Kelly Kapoor, Mindy Kaling, imdb.com