Season

Season 9

by Craig Robinson, Ed Helms, Ellie Kemper, Creed Bratton, Kate Flannery and 38 others

The ninth and final season of the American television comedy The Office premiered on September 20, 2012 on the National Broadcasting Company, and concluded on May 16, 2013, consisting of 25 episodes. The Office is an American adaptation of the British com

(20 total)

Characters

Bryan Cranston (10)David Simon (5)Rainn Wilson (5)Dwight Schrute (5)Greg Daniels (4)Jimmy McNulty (3)Jim Halpert (3)John Krasinski (3)Dominic West (3)Andy Bernard (1)

“I feel like all my kids grew up and then they married each other. It's every parents' dream.”

— Greg Daniels, Michael Scott, Steve Carell, imdb.com

Tagged: Marriage, Growing Up, wedding

“There's a lot of beauty in ordinary things. Isn't that kind of the point?”

— Bryan Cranston, Pam Halpert, Jenna Fischer, imdb.com

Tagged: beauty, Ordinary, The Point, Beautiful, Deep

“Dwight, listen: no matter what happens, you gotta forget about all the other stuff. You gotta forget about logic and fear and doubt. You just gotta do everything you can to get to the one woman who's gonna make all this worth it. At the end of the day, you gotta jump. You love Angela, Dwight. I thin…”

— Bryan Cranston, Jim Halpert, John Krasinski, imdb.com

Tagged: Love, Logic, Fear, Doubt, jump

“Jim Halpert: So what is the problem? Dwight Schrute: Angela. Jim Halpert: I don't know what you want me to tell you, man. All I know is that every time I've been faced with a tough decision, there's only one thing that outweighs every other concern. One thing that will make you give up on everything…”

— Bryan Cranston, Jim Halpert, John Krasinski, imdb.com

Tagged: Misunderstanding, Love, Decisions, virus, Lovesickness

“This is a documentary? Oh. I always thought we were like specimens in a human zoo.”

— Bryan Cranston, Kevin Malone, Brian Baumgartner, imdb.com

Tagged: Documentary, Meta, Self-Aware, Zoo, Specimens

“Phyllis Vance: I can't be around sad people, it just makes me sad. Stanley Hudson: I'm the same around horny people.”

— Bryan Cranston, Stanley Hudson, Leslie David Baker, imdb.com

Tagged: Sad, depressed, Horny, Plot Twist, Inappropriate

“I really like Andy these days. He's pretend, and he does exactly as I tell him to. All that will change when real Andy comes back tomorrow. Unless he comes back as pretend Dwight. In which case, we're in for an epic, confusing showdown.”

— Bryan Cranston, Dwight Schrute, Rainn Wilson, imdb.com

Tagged: Pretend, Showdown, epic, Imagination, humor

“Dwight Schrute: Big changes coming to the old desk clump. No longer a Pam-Jim alliance against Dwight. Now it is Dwight and a friend axis against Pam. Jim Halpert: You could've just called that an alliance too, right? Dwight Schrute: I chose my words very carefully.”

— Bryan Cranston, Dwight Schrute, Rainn Wilson, imdb.com

Tagged: Alliance, Partners, Axis, Friend, Office Politics

“Pam Beesly: Did you send Dwight on a quest for the Holy Grail? Jim Halpert: I think I'm a little too busy these days to s— Oh, my God. I did send Dwight on a quest for the Holy Grail.”

— Bryan Cranston, Jim Halpert, John Krasinski, imdb.com

Tagged: Prank, joke, Quest, Holy Grail, Busy

“Dwight Schrute: Most people don't even know that a candy cane represents a shepherd's crook. Which I assure you does not taste like peppermint. It tastes like sheep feces. Oscar Martinez: How would anyone even know... Dwight Schrute: Have you ever tasted a shepherd's crook?”

— Bryan Cranston, Dwight Schrute, Rainn Wilson, imdb.com

Tagged: Christmas, Candy Cane, candy, Sweets, feces

“I know you saw me with the Senator. I think I'm in love, possibly for the first time. So yes, Senator Lipton and I are having an affair. I hope that I can count on your sensitivity, maturity, and discretion.”

— Dan Sterling, Oscar Martinez, Oscar Nunez, imdb.com

Tagged: affair, Love, Sensitivity, maturity, Discretion

“At first I drove myself crazy thinking about the things I should have done differently. I never should have played that joke on Erin. I never should have hollowed out this damn pumpkin in the first place. Then I realized that I was being silly. I mean the pumpkin should rot off of my head in a month…”

— Bryan Cranston, Dwight Schrute, Rainn Wilson, imdb.com

Tagged: Prank, pumpkin, Rot, joke, crazy

“There are two things I am passionate about: recycling and revenge.”

— Greg Daniels, Andy Bernard, Ed Helms, imdb.com

Tagged: Recycling, Revenge, Passion, contradictory, Woke

“I have six roommates, which are better than friends because they have to give you one month's notice before they leave.”

— Greg Daniels, Toby Flenderson, Paul Lieberstein, imdb.com

Tagged: Roomates, Roommates vs. Friends

“I never thought I'd say this, but I think I ate too much bone marrow.”

— Greg Daniels, Dwight Schrute, Rainn Wilson, imdb.com

Tagged: Eating Too Much, Bone Marrow

“Kima: Fighting the war on drugs...one brutality case at a time. Carver: Girl, you can't even think of calling this shit a war. Herc: Why not? Carver: Wars end.”

— David Simon, Ellis Carver, Seth Gilliam, imdb.com

Tagged: War, War on Drugs

“There you go. Givin' a fuck when it ain't your turn to give a fuck.”

— David Simon, Bunk Moreland, Wendell Pierce, imdb.com

“[referring to McNulty and Bunk] Look at 'em, Cole. Don't it make your dick bust concrete to be in the same room with two noble, selfless public servants?”

— David Simon, Jimmy McNulty, Dominic West, imdb.com

Tagged: Public Servants, Dick Busting

“Snot Boogie. [man shrugs] This kid, whose mamma went to the trouble of christening him Omar Isaiah Betts. You know, he forgets his jacket, so his nose starts running, and some asshole, instead of getting him a Kleenex, he calls him Snot. So he's Snot forever. Doesn't seem fair.”

— David Simon, Jimmy McNulty, Dominic West, imdb.com

Tagged: Snot Boogie, Nicknames, Stigma

“Det. James 'Jimmy' McNulty: If Snotboogie always stole the money, why'd you let him play? Snot Boogie's Friend: Got to. It's America, man”

— David Simon, Jimmy McNulty, Dominic West, imdb.com