“Well it's very nice to meet all of what you are.”— Sarah Schneider, Chris Kelly, Cary Dubek, Drew Tarver, imdb.comTagged: Sassy, Sarcasm, Nice, greetings
“We’re hot, we’re cool, We’re killing it. Oh, hey, remind me, I have to find a guy to go home with tonight because I don’t have a house.”— Sarah Schneider, Chris Kelly, Brooke Dubek, Heléne Yorke, imdb.comTagged: Hot, cool, Crushing It, homeless, hookups
“I don't care if any of you are famous as long as you are happy.”— Chris Kelly, Sarah Schneider, Pat Dubek, Molly Shannon, imdb.comTagged: Famous, Love, Happy
“I'm free to be me, which rhymed. I'm going to be a rapper, rap critic.”— Sarah Schneider, Chris Kelly, Brooke Dubek, Heléne Yorke, imdb.comTagged: Free, self exploration, expression, Rap, Rapper
“I actually came up with three new ideas for shoes today. One: laces at the bottom. Two: shoes, but invisible. Three: edible shoes.”— Sarah Schneider, Chris Kelly, Lance, Josh Segarra, imdb.comTagged: New Ideas, Shoes, Laces , Innovations
“I think he is bisexual, because it's not 2010 anymore. Those people are real now. They exist.”— Sarah Schneider, Chris Kelly, Cary Dubek, Drew Tarver, imdb.comTagged: Bisexual, sexuality, Fluid
“Jeff: You know how to see yourself out? Brooke Dubek: Yeah, I just open the door, and I walk out.”— Sarah Schneider, Chris Kelly, Brooke Dubek, Heléne Yorke, imdb.comTagged: Leaving, Doors, Walking Out, sarcastic
“He still watches 'Survivor,' which is like violently straight.”— Sarah Schneider, Chris Kelly, Cary Dubek, Drew Tarver, imdb.comTagged: Survivor, straight, Masculinity
“We're both busy, you with work, and me with my quest to chase dreams.”— Chris Kelly, Sarah Schneider, Brooke Dubek, Heléne Yorke, imdb.comTagged: Busy, Chasing Dreams, Quests
“I don't know how you still watch this show. I meant there's too many close-ups of feet with bug bites.”— Sarah Schneider, Chris Kelly, Cary Dubek, Drew Tarver, imdb.comTagged: Survivor, Feet, Camera work , bug bite, Gross
“Maybe I can meet you at the baggage carousel bathroom, and kiss you on the lips, your, uh, private lips.”— Sarah Schneider, Chris Kelly, Jeff, Beck Bennett, imdb.comTagged: private, Lips, Hook Up, Sex, bathroom
“They bumped Kerry Washington? What is happening?”— Sarah Schneider, Chris Kelly, Cary Dubek, Drew Tarver, imdb.comTagged: Kerry Washington , bumped, Shocked
“Like, the world is my oyster.”— Sarah Schneider, Chris Kelly, Brooke Dubek, Heléne Yorke, imdb.comTagged: World, Oyster , endless possibilities
“Co-Worker: Lance was so hot. Brooke Dubek: When he was 25, but now he's 30. And he still says 'Damn, Daniel.'”— Sarah Schneider, Chris Kelly, Brooke Dubek, Heléne Yorke, imdb.comTagged: break ups, embarrassing, Damn Daniel, Old
“Pat Dubek: We're two moms with a lot of things in common. Cary Dubek: Yeah you both have kids.”— Chris Kelly, Sarah Schneider, Cary Dubek, Drew Tarver, imdb.comTagged: Sassy, Motherhood, Children, Things In Common
“We all have very clean buttholes.”— Chris Kelly, Sarah Schneider, Cary Dubek, Drew Tarver, imdb.comTagged: Clean, butt, Assuring
“I have seen one dick in four years. This summer I'm going to see 50 dicks.”— Chris Kelly, Sarah Schneider, Brooke Dubek, Heléne Yorke, imdb.comTagged: Sex, hook ups
“We love that suit and those heavy shoes.”— Chris Kelly, Sarah Schneider, Cary Dubek, Drew Tarver, imdb.comTagged: sarcastic, Suit, Shoes
“You gotta live life to the fullest, 'cause you never know when it's all gonna be over, so you've just got to chase dreams.”— Chris Kelly, Sarah Schneider, Chase Dubek, Case Walker, imdb.comTagged: Dreams, aspiration, Life, live life to the fullest
“Hi, I'm Cary Dubek, and I'm reading for the role of 'Man at Party Who Smells Fart.'”— Chris Kelly, Sarah Schneider, Cary Dubek, Drew Tarver, imdb.comTagged: actor, Fart, Read, Script, Audition