Season

Season 2

by Pamela Hayden, Dan Castellaneta, Harry Shearer, Nancy Cartwright, Russi Taylor and 49 others

The Simpsons' second season originally aired between October 11, 1990 and May 9, 1991, and contained 22 episodes, beginning with "Bart Gets an F". Another episode, "Blood Feud" aired during the summer after the official season finale. The executive produc

(32 total)

Characters

Nancy Cartwright (15)Bart Simpson (15)John Swartzwelder (12)David M. Stern (7)Sam Simon (6)Jon Vitti (6)George Meyer (5)Julie Kavner (5)Harry Shearer (5)Wallace Wolodarsky (5)

“Barney: But I only got up to go the the can! Homer: Hey, I don't see your name engraved on this bar stool.”

— Wallace Wolodarsky, Jeff Martin, Jay Kogen, Homer Simpson, Dan Castellaneta, imdb.com

Tagged: difficult, Sassy, name, engraved, bar stool

“If you take away our cartoons, we'll grow up without a sense of humor and be robots.”

— George Meyer, John Swartzwelder, Lisa Simpson, Yeardley Smith, imdb.com

Tagged: cartoons, Grow Up, Sense, humor, Robots

“Bart, the only reason to apologize is if you look deep down inside yourself and you find a spot, something you wish wasn't there, because you feel bad you hurt your sister's feelings.”

— George Meyer, John Swartzwelder, Lisa Simpson, Yeardley Smith, imdb.com

Tagged: Apologize, spot, hurt, feel bad

“Bart, having never received any words of encouragement myself, I'm not sure how they're supposed to sound, but here goes: I believe in you.”

— Jeff Martin, Jon Vitti, Lisa Simpson, Yeardley Smith, imdb.com

Tagged: Words of Encouragement, sound, Believe, I believe in you

“Mr. Burns: Ironic, isn't it Smithers. This anonymous clan of slack-jawed troglodytes has cost me the election, and yet if I were to have them killed, I would be the one to go to jail. That's democracy for you! Smithers: You are noble and poetic in defeat, sir.”

— Sam Simon, John Swartzwelder, Waylon Smithers, Harry Shearer, imdb.com

Tagged: Irony, Election, Jail, Murder, Democracy

“I'm not going to live in a house of evil just to save a few dollars.”

— Wallace Wolodarsky, Sam Simon, John Swartzwelder, Jon Vitti, Jay Kogen, Marge Simpson , Julie Kavner, imdb.com

Tagged: live, House, Evil, Money

“Dave Shutton: What are you using for bait? Lisa: My brother is using worms, but I, who feel the tranquility far outweighs the actual catching of fish, am using nothing.”

— Sam Simon, John Swartzwelder, Lisa Simpson, Yeardley Smith, imdb.com

Tagged: bait, Fishing, Worms, Tranquility, Nothing

“Attention Homer Simpson, you have been promoted. You are now an executive. Take three minutes to say good-bye to your former friend and report to room 503 for reassignment to a better life.”

— Jeff Martin, Jon Vitti, Waylon Smithers, Harry Shearer, imdb.com

Tagged: promoted, executive, Friend, reassignment, Better Life

“Eat my shorts!”

— Wallace Wolodarsky, Sam Simon, John Swartzwelder, Jon Vitti, Jay Kogen, Bart Simpson, Nancy Cartwright, imdb.com

Tagged: Catchphrase, Eat, Shorts, Diss

“Morons. Pathetic morons in my employ, stealing my precious money. This is hopeless. None of these cretins deserves a promotion.”

— Jeff Martin, Jon Vitti, Mr. Burns, Christopher Collins, imdb.com

Tagged: Morons, pathetic, Stealing, Money, hopeless

“Martin: A blindfolded chimp with a pencil in his teeth has a better chance of passing this test than you do. Bart: Thanks for the pep talk...”

— David M. Stern, Bart Simpson, Nancy Cartwright, imdb.com

Tagged: blindfold, chimp, Pencil, pep talk, sarcastic

“Bart: Hey, Otto, man; I have a test today that I am not ready for! Could you please crash the bus or something? Otto: Sorry, Bart Dude. Can't do it on purpose. But, hey, maybe you'll get lucky!”

— David M. Stern, Bart Simpson, Nancy Cartwright, imdb.com

Tagged: test, unprepared, Crash, bus, Lucky