Episode

I Love Lisa

by Frank Mula, Wes Archer, Bart Simpson, Nancy Cartwright, Conan O'Brien and 23 others

Ralph Wiggum mistakes pity for love when Lisa gives him a Valentine's Day card. After a public humiliation, broken-hearted Ralph gives an unexpectedly moving performance in the school's President's Day pageant.

(8 total)

Characters

Frank Mula (8)Yeardley Smith (7)Lisa Simpson (7)Nancy Cartwright (1)Bart Simpson (1)

“Lisa: What do you say to a boy to let him know you're not interested? Marge: Well, honey, when I... Homer: Let me handle this, Marge; I've heard 'em all. I like you as a friend... I think we should see other people... I no speak English... Lisa: I get the idea.”

— Frank Mula, Lisa Simpson, Yeardley Smith, imdb.com

Tagged: Boy, Not Interested, excuses, Rejection

“Ms. Hoover: First, we're going to construct paper mailboxes to store the valentines. Lisa: Isn't that just pointless busywork? Ms. Hoover: Bull's-eye. Get cracking.”

— Frank Mula, Lisa Simpson, Yeardley Smith, imdb.com

Tagged: construct, arts and crafts, busywork, Called Out

“Bart: I'll go, disguised as you. Lisa: What if he wants to hold hands? Bart: I'm prepared to make that sacrifice. Lisa: What if he wants a kiss? Bart: I'm prepared to make that sacrifice. Lisa: What if he... Bart: You don't want to know how far I'll go.”

— Frank Mula, Lisa Simpson, Yeardley Smith, imdb.com

Tagged: Disguise, Date, Impersonation, Sacrifice

“Ralph: That valentine sure was funny! Lisa: I'm glad you liked it. Ralph: It says 'choo-choo-choose me' and there's a picture of a train. Lisa: Yeah, nice gag. Ralph: So... do you like... stuff?”

— Frank Mula, Lisa Simpson, Yeardley Smith, imdb.com

Tagged: valentine, train, play on words, nice gag, awkward

“Lisa: Oh no, it's Ralph! Just make up some excuse! Homer: [answering the door] She's in the can. Go away. Ralph: Yes, sir! I'd do anything for Lisa.”

— Frank Mula, Lisa Simpson, Yeardley Smith, imdb.com

Tagged: Avoiding, excuse, Toilet

“Lisa: I've got something for you. Ralph: 'Let's be friends.' It says 'bee,' and there's a picture of a bee on it!”

— Frank Mula, Lisa Simpson, Yeardley Smith, imdb.com

Tagged: valentines day, Card, play on words, Bee

“Lisa: Ralph thinks I like him but I only gave him a valentine because I felt sorry for him. Homer: Ah, sweet pity. Where would my love life have been without it?”

— Frank Mula, Lisa Simpson, Yeardley Smith, imdb.com

Tagged: valentine, felt sorry, Pity, love life

“That's not fair! I'm ten times the Krusty fan you are. I even have the Krusty Home Pregnancy test!”

— Frank Mula, Bart Simpson, Nancy Cartwright, imdb.com

Tagged: fair, krusty, fan, Pregnancy Test