Season

Season 5

by Pamela Hayden, Dan Castellaneta, Harry Shearer, Nancy Cartwright, Russi Taylor and 51 others

The Simpsons' fifth season originally aired on the Fox network between September 30, 1993 and May 19, 1994. The showrunner for the fifth production season was David Mirkin who executive produced 20 episodes. Al Jean and Mike Reiss executive produced the r

(27 total)

Characters

Homer Simpson (12)Dan Castellaneta (12)Mr. Burns (6)Christopher Collins (6)John Swartzwelder (5)Bart Simpson (4)Nancy Cartwright (4)Jace Richdale (3)Jon Vitti (3)Yeardley Smith (3)

“Y'ello? You'll have to speak up. I'm wearing a towel.”

— John Swartzwelder, Homer Simpson, Dan Castellaneta, imdb.com

Tagged: hello, Phone, Speak Up, towel, Naked

“You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is: Never try.”

— Jace Richdale, Homer Simpson, Dan Castellaneta, imdb.com

Tagged: tried your best, failed, Lesson, never try, Parenting

“Stupid TV! Be more funny!”

— Bill Canterbury, Homer Simpson, Dan Castellaneta, imdb.com

Tagged: Stupid, TV, Funny, Command

“Bart: The guys who wrote this cartoon don't know squat. Itchy should have tied Scratchy's tongue with a taut-line hitch, not a sheet bend. Lisa: Come on, Bart. Cartoons don't have to be 100% realistic.”

— Dan McGrath, Lisa Simpson, Yeardley Smith, imdb.com

Tagged: cartoons, Accuracy, realistic

“Lisa: Mr. Hutz, why are you burning all your personal papers? Lionel Hutz: As of this moment, Lionel Hutz no longer exists. Say hello to Miguel Sanchez!”

— Bill Canterbury, Lisa Simpson, Yeardley Smith, imdb.com

Tagged: Burning, papers, exists

“Woah, that's a good Squishee.”

— Dan McGrath, Bart Simpson, Nancy Cartwright, imdb.com

Tagged: woah, Yum, squishee, Drink, slurpee

“But who'd want to hurt me? I'm this century's Dennis the Menace!”

— Jon Vitti, Bart Simpson, Nancy Cartwright, imdb.com

Tagged: hurt, Questions, Century, Dennis the Menace

“Wow, that is the biggest Rice Krispie square I've ever seen! The rich sure know how to live.”

— John Swartzwelder, Bart Simpson, Nancy Cartwright, imdb.com

Tagged: big, treat, rice krispie square, rich, live

“Oh... and how is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home wine-making course and I forgot how to drive?”

— Greg Daniels, Homer Simpson, Dan Castellaneta, imdb.com

Tagged: Education, Smart, New, Learning, Consequences

“Nelson Muntz: Give me your fortune or I'll pound your withered old face in! Mr. Burns: Ooh, I like his energy. Put him on the callback list.”

— Jace Richdale, Mr. Burns, Christopher Collins, imdb.com

Tagged: Fortune, withered, Old, Energy, callback

“Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose; it's how drunk you get.”

— John Swartzwelder, Homer Simpson, Dan Castellaneta, imdb.com

Tagged: Participating, Sporting Events, Win, Lose, Drunk

“Mr. Burns: Oh, look. A bird has become petrified and lost its sense of direction. Smithers: I think it is a rock, sir. Mr. Burns: We'll see what the lab has to say about that.”

— Jace Richdale, Mr. Burns, Christopher Collins, imdb.com

Tagged: bird, Rock, petrified, Direction, lab

“Apu, if I've learned anything, it's that life is just one crushing defeat after another until you just wish Flanders was dead.”

— Greg Daniels, Homer Simpson, Dan Castellaneta, imdb.com

Tagged: Learned, Life, Defeat, Wish

“Marge: Homer, that's not God. That's just a waffle Bart threw up there Homer: I know I shouldn't eat thee but... Mmmm, sacralicious.”

— David Richardson, Homer Simpson, Dan Castellaneta, imdb.com

Tagged: God, waffle, food

“Lisa: And now you can go back to just being you, instead of a one-dimensional character with a silly catchphrase. Homer: [breaking a lamp] D'oh! Bart: Ay, caramba! Marge: [groans] Maggie: [sucks her pacifier] Flanders: Hi-dilly-ho! Barney: [belches] Nelson: Ha, ha! Mr. Burns: Excellent.”

— John Swartzwelder, Lisa Simpson, Yeardley Smith, imdb.com

Tagged: Catchphrase, Iconic, character, Silly

“You made her cry. Then I cried. Then Maggie laughed -- she's such a little trooper.”

— Bill Oakley, Josh Weinstein, Homer Simpson, Dan Castellaneta, imdb.com

Tagged: cry, Sad, Tears, laughed, trooper

“Smithers: Someone is charging room service to the company, sir. Mr. Burns: Well we'll just see about that! [uncovers a cage hold several winged monkeys] Fly, my pretties! Fly! [the monkeys leap out of the window, only to plummet to their deaths. Burns groans] Oh... Continue the research.”

— Frank Mula, Mr. Burns, Christopher Collins, imdb.com

Tagged: Money, Room Service, Evil, Research, winged monkeys

“The only monster here is the gambling monster that has enslaved your mother. I call him Gamblor; and it's time to free your mother from his neon claws.”

— Bill Oakley, Josh Weinstein, Homer Simpson, Dan Castellaneta, imdb.com

Tagged: Gambling, monster, Enslaved, Personification Examples

“Department of Labor Agent: This plant violates every labor law in the book! We found a missing Brazilian soccer team working in your reactor core! Mr. Burns: That plane crashed on my property!”

— Frank Mula, Mr. Burns, Christopher Collins, imdb.com

Tagged: plant, Violation, labor law, Missing, Brazilian Soccer Team

“Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals, except the weasel.”

— Dan McGrath, Homer Simpson, Dan Castellaneta, imdb.com

Tagged: weaseling, Important, Learning, Animals