Season

Season 3

by Anna Chlumsky, Matt Walsh, Reid Scott, Tony Hale, Julia Louis-Dreyfus and 9 others

After the revelation at the end of Season 2 that the president will not run for re-election, Season 3 begins with Selina, eyeing a promotion, courting Iowa Caucus voters at a signing of her new book. Soon, however, she learns that the Secretary of Defense

(12 total)

Characters

Selina Meyer (6)Julia Louis-Dreyfus (6)Tony Roche (6)Simon Blackwell (4)David Quantick (3)Roger Drew (3)Kevin Cecil (3)Andy Riley (3)Gary Cole (2)Matt Walsh (2)

“It's the worse use of scissors since my failed vasectomy.”

— Armando Iannucci, Tony Roche, David Quantick, Mike McLintock, Matt Walsh, imdb.com

Tagged: Diss, Scissors, Failure, Vasectomy

“Get the government out of my fucking snatch.”

— Armando Iannucci, Ian Martin, Roger Drew, Selina Meyer, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, imdb.com

Tagged: Government, Pro Choice, Women

“Sue Wilson: Ma'am? Secretary Maddox would like a meeting, stat. Selina Meyer: No. Stat. He's useless. He's a one-inch cock.”

— Simon Blackwell, Tony Roche, Selina Meyer, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, imdb.com

Tagged: useless, one-inch cock

“If there is any dirty trick I cannot stand, it is honesty.”

— David Quantick, Tony Roche, Amy Brookheimer, Anna Chlumsky, imdb.com

Tagged: dirty trick, Honesty

“God, there's so many people in here. It's like a Mormon orgy.”

— Simon Blackwell, Tony Roche, Selina Meyer, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, imdb.com

Tagged: Mormon, Orgy, crowded

“I gotta go make noises out of my facehole or whatever it is I do.”

— Simon Blackwell, Tony Roche, Mike McLintock, Matt Walsh, imdb.com

Tagged: Announcers, facehole

“You are going to change America in a way that usually only war and fluoride can.”

— Will Smith, Georgia Pritchett, Kent Davison, Gary Cole, imdb.com

Tagged: America, Change, War, fluoride Conspracy

“Ray Whelans: The brain is a muscle. Kent Davison: No, it isn't.”

— Simon Blackwell, Tony Roche, Kent Davison, Gary Cole, imdb.com

Tagged: Brain, Muscle, Anatomy

“Jonah with money! God almighty, it's like if Hitler could fly!”

— Kevin Cecil, Roger Drew, Andy Riley, Selina Meyer, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, imdb.com

Tagged: Money, Hitler, Flying Hitler

“Minna Häkkinen: I would like you to understand that in my country, politics is a lot more honest. Selina Meyer: In your country, people fuck snow. And I hope you understand that I say that with the utmost respect.”

— Kevin Cecil, David Quantick, Andy Riley, Selina Meyer, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, imdb.com

Tagged: fucking snow, Fuck, Politics, Honesty

“You know, they say all babies are cute, but whoever 'they' are, should be stuck in a stroller and pushed into traffic.”

— Kevin Cecil, Andy Riley, Roger Drew, Amy Brookheimer, Anna Chlumsky, imdb.com

Tagged: babies, Cute, anti-baby, Anti-Natalist

“Selina Meyer: You want me to be some sorta party puppet? You can stick your hand up my ass and work my mouth? Andrew Doyle: Yes, please! Selina Meyer: [to her staff] And what were you bobbleheads doing while I was just getting earfucked by Father Time?”

— sean Grey, Ian Martin, Selina Meyer, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, imdb.com

Tagged: earfucked, father time, Puppet, Bobbleheads