“Stan, can we stop by church on the way to breakfast? Before I take my first sip of O.J., I like to take a big gulp of Jesus.”— Erik Durbin, Seth MacFarlane, Mike Barker, Barry Robinson (Vocie), Eddie Kaye Thomas, imdb.com
“Klinger: What's this morning's breakfast? Trapper: Last night's dinner. Klinger: Great, that was yesterday's lunch.”— Larry Gelbart, Maxwell Klinger, Jamie Farr, imdb.com
“Sam Weir: Is this the best cereal you've got? Neal Schweiber: I don't know. I never eat breakfast. I just have my coffee. Bill Haverchuck: Before or after you shave?”— Rebecca Kirshner, Judd Apatow, Rebecca Rand Kirshner, Sam Weir, John Francis Daley, imdb.com
“I can’t eat breakfast without a couple slices of wheat on the side because I’m lack-toast intolerant.”— Unknown, tcat.tc
“I'm a lousy piece of ass, and I should know every man I have been with has told me so, I've been there almost every time. I mean, the closest thing I got to a birds and bees talk was with my dad. He was like, "Son, sex is a lot like this egg." "Dad, I think those are drugs." "Whatever, queer." "Why…”— Daniel Tosh, amazon.com
“Why don’t French people have two eggs for breakfast? Because one is 'un ouef'”— unpresidentedfact, reddit.com
“I am a man who loves to give women breakfast in bed. All I want to receive in return is a simple "Thank you!"... ...not "Who are you?", "How did you get in here?", and "I'll call the police!"”— arvigeus, reddit.com
“It's the little things she needs someone for, like someone to hold her hand at the end of a long day, or someone to watch stupid comedies with, or someone to curl up with on the couch on a lazy Sunday morning as she reads the newspaper and eats her cereal.”— Marla Miniano, amazon.com
“Fix her breakfast in bed and put a single flower (her favorite) in a vase on the tray. If you can’t find her favorite then get a rose, carnation, daisy whatever you can find, she will love it. So this one might cost you a couple dollars for a flower but she is worth it, right?”— Kat, luvze.com
“Why, sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.”— Lewis Carroll, amazon.com
“I enjoy having breakfast in bed. I like waking up to the smell of bacon, sue me. And since I don't have a butler, I do it myself. So most nights before I go to bed, I will lay six strips of bacon out on my George Foreman Grill. Then I go to sleep. When I wake up, I plug in the grill, I go back to sl…”— Mindy Kaling, Michael Scott, Steve Carell, amazon.com
“Eating at least 40% of your breakfast calories as protein will decrease carb impulses and promote a negative fat balance.”— Timothy Ferriss, amazon.com
“Hey I had oatmeal for breakfast today like everyone's always telling me to, and guess what, it sucked.”— Mindy Kaling, twitter.com