Quotes tagged ‘broke’

“I'm broke. I'm fat. My liver is shutting down or something.”

— Paul Downs Colaizzo, Brittany Forgler, Jillian Bell, imdb.com

“You made me passionate, and independent, and broke!”

— Amy Sherman-Palladino, Rose Weinberg, Marin Hinkle, imdb.com

“She loves what you do for her, as my customers love what it is I do for them. But she does not love you, David. She cannot love you. You are neither flesh nor blood. You are not a dog a cat or a canary. You were designed and built specific like the rest of us... and you are alone now only because th…”

— Steven Spielberg, Gigolo Joe, Jude Law, imdb.com

“Megan Vandergeld: [realizing her father’s hostage kidnapping plot, and he is the kidnapper] Daddy! Why are you doing this? Kevin Copeland: [as Brittany Wilson, but in his regular voice] Daddy didn’t tell you? He’s broke! Heather Vandergeld: [confused] What do you mean ‘broke’? Like, Martha Stewart ‘…”

— Keenen Ivory Wayans, Marlon Wayans, Shawn Wayans, Andrew McElfresh, Xavier Cook, Michael Anthony Snowden, Heather Vandergeld, Jaime King, imdb.com

“I broke you. How have you come back?”

— Jonathan Nolan, Christopher Nolan, Bane, Tom Hardy, imdb.com

“Kenan: [Runs to the store] What's up, Boss? Chris: [stacking melons] You're late. Why do you always have to be *late* for work? Kenan: Uh, I had a problem with my car. Chris: You don't *have* a car. Kenan: That's the problem!”

— Kim Bass, Kevin Kopelow, Heath Seifert, Kenan Rockmore & Chris Potter, Kenan Thomas & Dan Frischman, imdb.com

“You don't bend, you'll get broke.”

— Bruno Heller, Sarah Essen, Zabryna Guevara, imdb.com

“I think the metaphor broke my spleen.”

— John Logan, Gore Verbinski, James Ward Byrkit, Rango (voice), Johnny Depp, imdb.com

“We got no money, but we got heart.”

— WALK THE MOON, open.spotify.com

“Ivy: You broke into my place? Cameron: Well, you broke into Kirsten's mind so...”

— Don Whitehead, Holly Henderson, Cameron Goodkin, Kyle Harris, imdb.com

“Just because you're a woke superhero doesn't mean you have to be a broke superhero.”

— Cheo Hodari Coker, Bobby Fish, Ron Cephas Jones, imdb.com

“What do you call a 350-pound stripper? Broke.”

— drollia, reddit.com

“Dishonesty to spare someone’s feelings belittles everyone involved, but dishonesty to get free stuff is just smart economics!”

— Stephen Falk, Jimmy Shive-Overly, Chris Geere, imdb.com

“Broke? Then fix your pockets, all I do is profit.”

— Schoolboy Q, open.spotify.com

“I can't believe it's 2017 and I'm smarter than the President, and hotter than the Sexiest Man Alive, and I am still doing so poorly in life.”

— Christin Bailey, twitter.com

“Being an adult is having the “we have food at home” talk with yourself.”

— just-shower-thoughts, just-shower-thoughts.tumblr.com

“We dress for the jobs we want, forgetting that most salaries are tailored to afford dressing for the jobs we have.”

— Gayatri Jayaraman, buzzfeed.com

“EVERY ‘millenials are killing businesses’ article is a ‘millenials have no disposable income because they aren’t paid fair wages’ article.”

— Ty Schalter, twitter.com

“Every anti-millenial article gives me so much life. ‘Millenials are killing Golf!’ Fantastic, lets turn all of those massive bourgeois wastes of space into food forests and bee friendly wildlife areas. ‘Millenials killing shopping malls and department stores!’ Perfect, lets turn those giant idols of…”

— kropotkhristian, kropotkhristian.tumblr.com

“Instead of reading ‘Millenials are killing ____ industry!’ as us being stupid, I read them as ‘Millenials are seeing through our bullshit consumerism!”

— just-shower-thoughts, just-shower-thoughts.tumblr.com