“The problem with our marriage isn't my family's money. It's that you're a coward. You gave up on us.”— Adele Lim, Pete Chiarelli, Astrid Leong-Teo, Gemma Chan, imdb.com
“When someone you've promised to cherish till death do you part says, 'I never loved you,' it should kill you instantly. You shouldn't have to wake up day after day after something like that, trying to understand how in the world you didn't know. The light just never went on, you know.”— Audrey Wells, Frances, Diane Lane, imdb.com
“Somehow, the only part of my Catholic upbringing that seems to have survived my youth is the feeling that divorce is wrong, preventable and my fault. So I’ve wondered: Should I have been gayer? Waited longer? Chosen not to date so I wouldn’t have to feel this pain? Married everyone I dated so this w…”— Cameron Esposito, nytimes.com
“What exactly is in the Gates' separation contract is not known and likely never will be.”— Jeanne Sahadi, cnn.com
“If I want to buy nice clothing, or beautiful shoes or a bag, that’s one of the perks of the trade.”— Laura Wasser, nytimes.com
“Increasingly it is personal choice – not death – that sees senior-age women going it alone, with 72 per cent reporting they were highly satisfied living on their own, according to data from the 2017 General Social Survey.”— Zosia Bielski, theglobeandmail.com
“They call it a tsunami divorce. You may spot a small wave of trouble in the distance, but you don’t believe the magnitude until it’s too late.”— Allyson McOuat, nytimes.com
“Whenever my wife catches me eyeing some broad, she’s very careful to turn to me and say, ‘That’s the most expensive piece of ass in the world!’”— Mike Bloomberg, vanityfair.com
“The average amount of time a divorce takes to process varies. If you involve lawyers, mediation or arbitration ― third-party players meant to settle things between a warring couple ― the entire song and dance could last up to three or four years. Is anyone else sweating?”— Rachel Brodsky, huffpost.com
“Uncle Jesse: Why are divorces so expensive? Luke Duke: Why? Uncle Jesse: 'Cause they’re worth it.”— John O'Brien, Jonathan L. Davis, Uncle Jesse Duke, Willie Nelson, imdb.com
“Well, I'll tell you the worst thing about him dying is that now I can't divorce him.”— Robert Funke, Charlie McDowell, Krystal Gill, Kirsten Dunst, imdb.com
“I miss the person I trusted with my squishy, small, inner self. And I miss the safety that came with being an example of queerness done right in our outside-the-home life. I can’t sleep. When I do, I relive the loss in my dreams. In my waking, I drag myself from place to place, unable to force a pur…”— Cameron Esposito, nytimes.com
“I think she is better off with two happy parents apart, than two sad ones together.”— Liz Doran, Thomas Ward, Josh Thomas, Mae, Renee Lim, imdb.com
“The couple had weathered allegations of infidelity, and Larry King originally filed for divorce in 2010 before retracting the paperwork.”— Michele Corriston, people.com
“I’m in a good place in terms of being single. I’m not not feeling desperate or looking for a committed relationship, but I’m open to it if it happens.”— Sex Diaries, thecut.com
“I said guess what? I'm happily divorced for 11 years.”— John Mulaney, Bill Hader, Don Lentile, Fred Armisen, imdb.com
“I only know that I will never again trust my life, my future, to the whims of men, in companies or out. Never again will their judgment have anything to do with what I think I can do. That was the wonderful liberation of being divorced and having children. I did not mind failure, ever, but I minded…”— Toni Morrison, theparisreview.org
“We’ll have a prenup. You have to have a prenup. I have friends that have been destroyed. Men that are killers, tough to deal with, and yet a wife, five foot two, one hundred pounds, destroys them.”— Donald Trump, amazon.com
“It was kind of like—I don’t know if I want to get into that. But I do think that it’s interesting when you go through a divorce how everybody divorce is, like, not that special. So people are kind of interested, and then they’re just not anymore. It’s kind of like you get all the pain, but really no…”— Amy Poehler, amazon.com