Quotes tagged ‘embarrassing’

“I shit myself in Austin while I was going for a walk recently.”

— Amy Schumer, imdb.com

“W just got out asses handed to us by a 12-year-old.”

— Emily Heller, Fuches, Stephen Root, imdb.com

“Did you just 'cool shirt alert' your grown-man boss?”

— Craig DiGregorio, Amadi, Ian Owens, imdb.com

“Co-Worker: Lance was so hot. Brooke Dubek: When he was 25, but now he's 30. And he still says 'Damn, Daniel.'”

— Sarah Schneider, Chris Kelly, Brooke Dubek, Heléne Yorke, imdb.com

“Christy: You're asking me to believe that the CFO of Facebook doesn't know how to change his relationship status on Facebook? Eduardo Saverin: It's a little embarrassing so you should take it as a sign of trust that I would tell you that.”

— Aaron Sorkin, Eduardo Saverin, Andrew Garfield, imdb.com

“Who the hell do they think they are? I report to the Prime Minister, and even he's smart enough not to ask me what we do. Have you ever seen such a bunch of self-righteous, arse-covering prigs? They don't care what we do; they care what we get photographed doing. And how the hell could Bond be so st…”

— Neal Purvis, Robert Wade, Paul Haggis, M, Judi Dench, imdb.com

“Look, I know this all seems embarrassing right now but maybe one day, you'll look back on this time fondly and perhaps even make something beautiful out of it.”

— Gil Ozeri, Maurice "Maury" Hormone Monster, Nick Kroll, imdb.com

“[Banner is unable to change into the Hulk] Dude. You're embarrassing me in front of the wizards.”

— Stephen McFeely, Christopher Markus, Tony Stark / Iron Man, Robert Downey Jr., imdb.com

“It's been the same since you were kids. If one of you has something, the other one always has to have it, too. I had to buy two Balinese lutes, two découpage kits, two pairs of lederhosen. When you finally moved out of the house, that was one embarrassing garage sale.”

— David Pollock, Elias Davis, Martin Crane, John Mahoney, imdb.com

“[on air] I've just been handed a bulletin. [reading in announcer's voice] You've got something between your teeth.”

— Susan Silver, Ted Baxter, Ted Knight, imdb.com

“You guys are just standing up because you feel bad that I fell and that's really embarrassing, but thank you.”

— Jennifer Lawrence, youtube.com

“It’s not embarrassing to be a virgin. It’s simply one’s state of being.”

— Ben Edlund, Joss Whedon, Inara Serra, Morena Baccarin, imdb.com

“Neither of you feel embarrassed by some of the less than sexy sex noises.”

— Zara Kenyon, cosmopolitan.com

“A manipulator conveniently embarrasses you in front of others and then does one of two things: acts as though he didn't realize he would hurt your feelings or acts as though he does not care that he did. This tool works your self-esteem down and makes your partner feel better about himself.”

— Erin Adair, familyshare.com

“The elbow slip. You're trying to master the classic 'dreamy gaze as you rest your chin in your hand', but then your elbow slips off the table. Why me?”

— Harriet Thurley, cosmopolitan.co.uk

“When you're in love, there's nothing that can embarrass or surprise you.”

— Michael R. French, amazon.com

“Queefing, aka noisy fart from the vagina, is perfectly normal. You may hear a loud, uncontrollable fart-like sound from your vagina while you're having sex. But it's not exactly a fart. Penetrative sex causes air to escape from the vagina and, expectedly so, it makes a noise. Nothing to be embarrass…”

— Sukhmani Waraich, vagabomb.com

“Should I laugh at that weird noise or just pretend it didn't happen?”

— Rich Cooper, hexjam.com

“We are literally the most embarrassing people on the planet.”

— Jessica Day, netflix.com

“I’d never realized, not until the last year or two of my life, how shaming it is to be pitied.”

— Paula Hawkins, amazon.com