“Camping is just being homeless without the change.”— James Siciliano, Summer Smith (voice), Spencer Grammer, imdb.com
“As more and more homeless shelters are being forced to close amid the ever worsening pandemic, the options for those seeking safe havens are rapidly dwindling, with vulnerable communities hardest hit.”— Brooke Bobb, Vogue, vogue.com
“You look like a homeless astronaut.”— Randall Park, Ali Wong, Michael Golamco, Sasha, Ali Wong, imdb.com
“We’re hot, we’re cool, We’re killing it. Oh, hey, remind me, I have to find a guy to go home with tonight because I don’t have a house.”— Sarah Schneider, Chris Kelly, Brooke Dubek, Heléne Yorke, imdb.com
“While I was homeless there were people who were obviously trying to prey on me. But at the same time there were people who were nice for no reason.”— Jewel, amazon.com
“Please take that off. You look like a homeless pencil.”— Christian Magalhaes, Robert Snow, Rebecca Addelman, Schmidt, Max Greenfield, imdb.com
“Larry: Want this? Hobo: What is it? Larry: It's tuna. Hobo: I don't like tuna.”— Larry David, Larry David, Larry David, imdb.com
“Ugh, I hate January. It's dark and freezing and everyone's wearing bulky coats, so you can do some serious subway flirting before you realize the guy is homeless.”— Vali Chandrasekaran, Liz Lemon, Tina Fey, imdb.com
“Abbi: We’re technically homeless right now. Ilana: Ben Affleck was homeless for a night for a charity…We’re, like, doing that, just involuntarily. Abbi: Yeah, we’re just a regular Matt and Ben.”— Ilana Glazer, Abbi Abrams, Abbi Jacobson, imdb.com
“Tiffany: I can't believe the t-shirts that shop tried to give us. Sandi Griffin: Really. The homeless have suffered enough, don't make them wear a cotton/poly blend too!”— Rachelle Romberg, Glenn Eichler, Tiffany Blum-Deckler (voice), Ashley Albert, imdb.com
“My name is Stimpy, and I am homeless, and have no fish with which to live in.”— John Kricfalusi, Stimpson J. "Stimpy" Cat (voice), Billy West, imdb.com
“Property is the fruit of labor...property is desirable...is a positive good in the world. That some should be rich shows that others may become rich, and hence is just encouragement to industry and enterprise. Let not him who is houseless pull down the house of another; but let him labor diligently…”— Abraham Lincoln, rogerjnorton.com
“I'm homeless! I'm gonna be out on a street corner, dancing for nickels. I'll be with the hobos in the train yard, eating out of a bucket.”— Spike Feresten, Newman, Wayne Knight, imdb.com
“I know what you thought. They don't have homes, they don't have jobs, what do they need the top of a muffin for? They're lucky to get the stumps.”— Spike Feresten, Rebecca, Sony Eddy, imdb.com
“The only person who had ever wanted to fuck me was a homeless lady who used to stand outside of Ralphs and tell me I had a “sad face that she wanted to sit on.”— Shane Dawson, amazon.com
“2 reasons I don't give money to homeless people 1. They would spend it on alcohol. 2. I want to spend it on alcohol.”— bossome23, reddit.com
“I just gave a homeless guy 530 dollars and my new iPhone x He was so happy he even put his knife back in his pocket.”— Bamtast1c, reddit.com
“Treat not the orphan with harshness, nor repulse the petitioner unheard.”— Surah ad-Dhuha, amazon.com
“Christmas is built upon a beautiful and intentional paradox; that the birth of the homeless should be celebrated in every home.”— G.K. Chesterton, amazon.com