Quotes tagged ‘husband’

(41 total)

“You don't need a gay husband... 'cause you're my gay husband.”

— David Caspe, Max Blum, Adam Pally, imdb.com

“I suppose if my husband's happy, I'm happy.”

“You're my boyfriend if you don't treat me like your wife.”

— Eric Roth, Bradley Cooper, Will Fetters, Ally Campana, Lady GaGa, imdb.com

“Does your husband have a very large and/or interesting penis that's tempering your ability to make rational decisions?”

— Elizabeth Meriwether, Lake Bell, Donna, Susie Essman, imdb.com

“I've failed as a husband, and as a father, and that's the worst thing.”

— Jed Mercurio, David Budd, Richard Madden, imdb.com

“I have two degrees, a husband, and a Burberry coat.”

— Phoebe Waller-Bridge, Claire, Sian Clifford, imdb.com

“I don't see why that useless drip you call a husband has to be coming.”

— Lisa McGee, Granda Joe, Ian McElhinney, imdb.com

“At the end of your life you will never regret not having passed one more test, not winning one more verdict, or not closing one more deal. You will regret time not spent with a husband, a friend, a child or a parent.”

— Barbara Bush, amazon.com

“You've been my comrade, my fellow artist, and my best friend, but you've never been my husband.”

— Clancy Sigal, Diane Lake, Gregory Nava, Anna Thomas, Frida Kahlo, Salma Hayek, imdb.com

“I'm actually thinking of becoming a temporary volunteer husband.”

— Patrick Somerville, Owen Milgrim, Jonah Hill, imdb.com

“Celie, you has my sympathy. Ain't many women allow they husband's ho to lay up in they house.”

— Menno Meyjes, Old Mister, Adolph Caesar, imdb.com

“Arthur: But... You're a woman. Lucy Ricardo: Yes, my husband likes me that way.”

— Jess Oppenheimer, Lucy Ricardo, Lucille Ball, imdb.com

“Tasha: You can't tell me not to tell my husband I can't find his son. Joseph: Listen to me very carefully: your husband has just been through the most humiliating process a man ever faces, all because of his girlfriend. Tasha: Angela? Angela arrested him? Joseph: Yes. So right now is not the best ti…”

— Monica Mitchell, Tasha St. Patrick, Naturi Naughton, imdb.com

“We are half-people. Ripped from the pages of some bizarre mythology, the two sides within us, human and crown engaged in a fearful civil war, which never ends. And which blights our every human transaction as brother, husband, sister, wife, mother.”

— Peter Morgan, Duke of Windsor, Alex Jennings, imdb.com

“Well, what would ANY husband say to his widow? Thank her for the nice funeral she gave you, for the kind words on your headstone. Why, you got a lot to talk about. Look alive, now.”

— Arthur Stander, Sheriff Andy Taylor, Andy Griffith, imdb.com

“Lenny: So, me and Squiggy flipped a coin to see which one of us was gonna volunteer to be your husband. Laverne: Awwww, and you lost, huh? Lenny: No, I won.”

— David W. Duclon, Laverne De Fazio, Penny Marshall, imdb.com

“Choose your husband carefully, Ms. Pratt. You'll only have yourself to blame if it ends badly.”

— Rob Fresco, Annalise Keating, Viola Davis, imdb.com

“What matters is being a good father and a good husband—just being connected to family as much as possible. Being a dad is more important than football, more important than anything. I adore children. I love the fact our children are part of both of us. It’s one of the most amazing things ever.”

— David Beckham, mirror.co.uk

“Wife: If women ruled the world there would be no wars. Husband: That is true - wars require strategy and logic.”

— icp1994, reddit.com

“Wife: "I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?" Husband: "You have perfect eyesight."”

— MichellePSpence, reddit.com