“Don't focus on finding the man you can love. Focus on finding the next man you can learn from.”— Chelsea Leigh Trescott, instagram.com
“You’re trying to find things to argue over. Because we can never just be adult and look at each other and go, “Hey, you know what? Hey, come here. Come here for a second. Um, we’re fuckin’ over, aren’t we? All right you go that way, I’ll go this way. It was good times!” Nah, instead you’re like, "Le…”— Dane Cook, youtube.com
“Our whole constitutional heritage rebels at the thought of giving government the power to control men’s minds.”— Thurgood Marshall, thurgoodmarshall.com
“After centuries of feminist activism, it finally seems like most of society understands that sexual assault and harassment are wrong; we increasingly understand that it’s not just about sex, but about power, and that harassment in the workplace isn’t about sexual desire, but about women’s rights to…”— Jill Filipovic, theguardian.com
“The salvation of the world depends on the men who will not take evil good-humouredly, and whose laughter destroys the fool instead of encouraging him.”— George Bernard Shaw, amazon.com
“Socialists must be in favor of an aristocratic form of government. We must have the best men for the job . . . In the dictator you must have a man who has not only the power to govern but the force of character to impose himself as dictator whether you like him or not.”— George Bernard Shaw, en.wikiquote.org
“5-year-old: Sometimes boys are bad. Me: What about the rest of the time? 5: Boys are really bad.”— James Breakwell, twitter.com
“If true. If true. If true. All these men have opinions on my marriage and your uterus, sight unseen. But hand them a story told by a dozen women and suddenly it's the riddle of the goddamn sphinx.”— Mark Harris, twitter.com
“Imagine if men were more worried about women being harassed than they were abusers losing their jobs.”— Jessica Valenti, twitter.com
“All new states are invested, more or less, by a class of noisy, second-rate men who are always in favor of rash and extreme measures, But Texas was absolutely overrun by such men.”— Sam Houston, famoustexans.com
“I'm actually all for gay marriage. Just the thought of having another man around the house...”— Daniel Tosh, en.wikiquote.org
“OUR LIVES! What kind of lives are these? We're like children. We're not men.”— Larry David, Jerry Seinfeld, Jerry Seinfeld, imdb.com
“You know, men can sit through the most boring movie if there's even the slightest possibility that a woman will take her top off.”— Bill Masters, John Hayman, Steve Skrovan, Elaine Benes, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, imdb.com
“We have to do it. It's part of our lifestyle. It's like, uh…shaving.”— Larry David, Cosmo Kramer, Michael Richards, imdb.com
“She thinks I'm a nice guy. Women always think I'm nice, but women don't like nice….Why is nice bad? What kind of sick society we are living in, when nice is bad?”— Tom Leopold, George Costanza, Jason Alexander, imdb.com
“What causes homophobia? What is it that makes a heterosexual man worry? I think it's because men know that deep down we have weak sales resistance. We're constantly buying shoes that hurt us, pants that don't fit right. Men think, ‘Obviously I can be talked into anything. What if I accidentally wand…”— Larry David, Jerry Seinfeld, Jerry Seinfeld, imdb.com
“I know less about women than anyone in the world. But one thing I do know is they're not happy if you don't spend the night. I could be a hot, sweaty room with no air conditioning and all they have is a little army cot this wide. You're not going anywhere.”— Larry David, George Costanza, Jason Alexander, imdb.com
“Women go after doctors like men go after models. They want someone with knowledge of the body; we just want the body.”— Larry Charles, Jerry Seinfeld, Jerry Seinfeld, imdb.com