“My relationship is the oxygen that gives me life.”— Bill Lawrence, Brendan Hunt, Jason Sudeikis, Leslie Higgins, Jeremy Swift, imdb.com
“Your gym is a skid mark on the underpants of society.”— Rawson Marshall Thurber, White Goodman, Ben Stiller, imdb.com
“We are a couple of loose cannons just living by our own rules.”— Patrick Casey, Josh Miller, Sonic the Hedgehog, Ben Schwartz, imdb.com
“My mom's got lots of notes. She's a symphony.”— Danny DeVito, Glenn Howerton, Rob McElhenney, Ronald "Mac" McDonald, Rob McElhenney, imdb.com
“I'm not off the rails. I am the rails.”— Lindy West, Alexandra Rushfield, Aidy Bryant, Annie, Aidy Bryant, imdb.com
“That is the Beyonce of the government.”— Susanna Fogel, David Iserson, Morgan, Kate McKinnon, imdb.com
“Yesterday you were normal, but today you're a Barbie.”— Michaela Coel, Ronald, John MacMillan, imdb.com
“Our star was built on chemistry and you just blew it up!”— Kerry Ehrin, Jay Carson, Alex Levy, Jennifer Aniston, imdb.com
“I mean we're sitting here, in this hermetically sealed coffin of a conference room, spending our precious minutes here on this planet to sell some cellular infrastructure company, when we could be out living and breathing, and fucking, and dreaming.”— Timothy Greenberg, New Miles Elliot, Paul Rudd, imdb.com
“Yeah, I feel like a dirty piece of meat. Like a slab of prime rib that knows what's what.”— Mark Levin, Andrew Goldberg, Jennifer Flackett, Nick Kroll, Lola, Nick Kroll, imdb.com
“Everybody sees me as this island. Like I don't need anything from anyone. I feel like I'm sinking.”— Dan Perrault, Tony Yacenda, Kevin McClain, Travis Tope, imdb.com
“I needed to get smart, wisen up, kick the stupid out of my brain and rev the Corvette.”— John Mulaney, Bill Hader, Jerry Wallach, Bill Hader, imdb.com
“It's an advanced stage in the trip, where the couch becomes an island, the only safe place.”— Sudi Green, Ryan, Luka Jones, imdb.com