“Sally Owens: And I don't want them dancing naked under the full moon! Aunt Jet Owens: No, of course. The nudity is entirely optional. As you well remember.”— Robin Swicord, Akiva Goldsman, Adam Brooks, Sally Owens, Sandra Bullock, imdb.com
“This is a police sketch of Mom. Her top fell off while she was walking down the street and this mother and children, they gave descriptions of Mom to the police, and the guy did a wonderful job.”— Seth Meyers, Little Vivvy, Bill Hader, imdb.com
“I never tried to be profane and I never tried purposely to shock people—I never found nudity shocking and we always had fun with it.”— David LaChapelle, interviewmagazine.com
“Steve: Wow, uncensored nudity! This game must be from Japan! Toshi: Unlikely. Those are women, not underage schoolgirls.”— Keith Heisler, Erik Sommers, Steve Smith (voice), Scott Grimes, imdb.com
“Go home, take a paper bag and cut some eyeholes out of it. Put it over your head, get undressed and look at yourself in the mirror. Really evaluate where your strengths and weaknesses are. And be honest.”— Matthew Weiner, Joan Holloway, Christina Hendricks, imdb.com
“These are the people who never miss an opportunity to skinny-dip, love the feel of the breeze, are the first to suggest strip poker, and have a master’s degree in joie de vivre.”— Elizabeth Siegel, allure.com
“I didn't recognize you with your clothes on.”— Richard Maibaum (Screenplay), Tom Mankiewicz (Screenplay), James Bond, Roger Moore, amazon.com
“We couldn't carry on a conversation. I kept trying to picture her naked, she kept trying to not picture me naked.”— Jennifer Crittenden, Jerry Seinfeld, Jerry Seinfeld, imdb.com
“When you cough, there are thousands of unseen muscles that suddenly spring into action. It's like watching that fat guy catch a cannonball in his stomach in slow motion.”— Jennifer Crittenden, Jerry Seinfeld, Jerry Seinfeld, imdb.com
“Well, the female body is a...work of art. The male body is utilitarian, it's for gettin' around, like a Jeep.”— Jennifer Crittenden, Elaine Benes, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, imdb.com
“You know, I went out once with a nude model. Never let me see her naked. Hundreds of people see her naked every week, except me. Needless to say, it was quite vexing.”— Alec Berg, Jeff Schaffer, Jerry Seinfeld, Jerry Seinfeld, imdb.com
“Wow. I spend so much time trying to get their clothes off, I never thought of taking mine off.”— Larry David, George Costanza, Jason Alexander, imdb.com
“I heard a weatherman say that 75% of your body heat is actually lost through the top of the top of the head. Which sounds like you could go skiing naked if you got a good hat.”— Larry David, Jerry Seinfeld, Jerry Seinfeld, imdb.com
“No, no, no, no. You can't! You can't! This is something that comes about once in a lifetime! When we were boys, looking through our bedroom windows, we would think: ‘Why can't there be a woman out there, taking her clothes off?’ And now that wish has come true, and you want to throw it away?”— Larry David, Cosmo Kramer, Michael Richards, imdb.com
“Why is it so difficult, uncomfortable, to be naked? It's because when you have clothes on you can always kinda make those little adjustments that people like to do ... you feel like you're getting it together, yeah, yeah pretty good, feeling good looking good. But when you're naked it's like it's so…”— Larry David, Jerry Seinfeld, Jerry Seinfeld, imdb.com
“Kramer, you know you are always welcome in my home but as far as Mr. Johnson is concerned, that's another story.”— Larry David, Jerry Seinfeld, Jerry Seinfeld, imdb.com
“What is it about sex that just disrupts everything? Is it the touching? Is it the nudity?”— Larry David, George Costanza, Jason Alexander, imdb.com
“The dating world is a world of pressure. Let's face it: a date is a job interview, that lasts all night. The only difference between a date and a job interview is: not many job interviews is there a chance you'll end up naked at the end of it.”— Larry David, Jerry Seinfeld, Jerry Seinfeld, imdb.com