Quotes tagged ‘Siblings’

“Keep in mind that just because your mom and dad seem more responsive to your brothers’ problems doesn’t mean they don’t appreciate your good decisions.”

— Charlotte Cowles, thecut.com

“Masrani: Say, I thought there were two of them? Claire: There was a sibling, in case this one did not survive infancy... Masrani: Where is the sibling? Claire: She ate it...”

— Rick Jaffa, Amanda Silver, Derek Connolly, Colin Trevorrow, Claire Dearing, Bryce Dallas Howard, imdb.com

“Mom! Dexter's mooning me!”

— Genndy Tartakovsky, Jason Butler Rote, Dee Dee, Allison Moore, imdb.com

“Doing something for your sister out of love is far more important than doing something for me out of guilt.”

— Brenda Hampton, Annie Camden, Catherine Hicks, imdb.com

“Matt: Mary's a team player. She has basketball to fit in. Simon already knows who he is, and Ruthie's five. Eric: You forgot Lucy. Matt: No I didn't. She's the one you need to worry about. Eric: Why's that? Matt: Well, because she always feels left out.”

— Jack LoGiudice, Matt Camden, Barry Watson, imdb.com

“Red: Eric, what did I tell you about calling your sister the devil? Eric: That it's offensive to the devil?”

— Kristin Newman, Eric Foreman, Topher Grace, imdb.com

“The three siblings were not born yesterday. Neither were you, unless of course I am wrong, in which case, welcome to the world, little baby, and congratulations on learning to read so early in life.”

— Lemony Snicket, amazon.com

“I was the dictionary definition of an evil brother to them. I loved scaring them to fucking death. At the age of eight, I told them all I’d seen on the news that rats love to nest in high-heeled shoes. I built it up for weeks. Every Sunday we used to have pot-roast with mashed potatoes. I took my ma…”

— Peter Steele, loudersound.com

“When I did something wrong, it felt like I had five extra mothers. The age gap between myself and my next eldest sister is eight years. Between all of them, it was three years. They used to call me ‘Ooops’.”

— Peter Steele, loudersound.com

“Meg Griffin: Chris! You're hogging all the fans! Chris Griffin: Oh yeah? Well you're hogging all the UGLY!”

— Gary Janetti, Chris Griffin (voice), Seth Green, imdb.com

“Pichael Thompson: And then they found out I was attached along for the ride and they said, 'Ah, shit. Well, just fuck it, call him Pichael.' Michael Thompson: [throws papers at Pichael's face] Fuck you, Pichael! You're a fucking piece of shit!”

— Ryan Ridley, Dan Guterman, Justin Roiland, Dan Harmon, Pichael Thompson, imdb.com

“Morty, sit here. Summer, you sit here. Now, listen—I know the two of you are very different from each other in a lot of ways, but you have to understand that as far as Grandpa's concerned, you're both pieces of shit! Yeah. I can prove it mathematically. Actually, l-l-let me grab my whiteboard. This…”

— Matt Roller, Justin Roiland, Dan Harmon, Rick Sanchez (voice), Justin Roiland, imdb.com

“You're the little brother. You're not the cause of your parents' misery, you're just a symptom of it.”

— Tom Kauffman, Justin Roiland, Dan Harmon, Summer Smith (voice), Spencer Grammer, imdb.com

“It’s easy to forget that Dawn attempts to sacrifice herself in the final scene of the season five finale, ‘The Gift’ first. What makes that scene so powerful is that they’re both willing to do it for the other.”

— Anna Horan, junkee.com

“What did one cell say to his sister cell after she stepped on his toes? Mitosis!”

— ResistingSphere, reddit.com

“It snowed last year too: I made a snowman and my brother knocked it down and I knocked my brother down and then we had tea.”

— Dylan Thomas, amazon.com

“You know full well as I do the value of sisters' affections: There is nothing like it in this world.”

— Charlotte Brontë, amazon.com

“Michael, can you please pretend you have a life for just one moment?”

— Gina Wendkos, Lilly, Heather Matarazzo, amazon.com

“Siblings that say they never fight are most definitely hiding something.”

— Lemony Snicket, amazon.com

“My parents won't say which of their six kids they love the best, but they have told me I finished just out of the top five.”

— Conan O'Brien, twitter.com