Quotes tagged ‘Stealing’

“Morons. Pathetic morons in my employ, stealing my precious money. This is hopeless. None of these cretins deserves a promotion.”

— Jeff Martin, Jon Vitti, Mr. Burns, Christopher Collins, imdb.com

“It’s like I always say. When life gives you lemons, you sell some of your grandma’s jewelry, and go clubbing.”

— Michael Schur, Jean-Ralphio, Ben Schwartz, imdb.com

“This is so awesome. We are like Robin Hood. We steal from the club and give to ourselves.”

— Katie Dippold, Andy Dwyer, Chris Pratt, imdb.com

“Lois Griffin: Peter, did you rob a bunch of people on the beach with your metal detector? Peter Griffin: Well, that's only half the story. I also hooted at a lady who was breastfeeding.”

— Seth MacFarlane, Peter Griffin, Seth MacFarlane, imdb.com

“You need to be alive. You need to be awake so you can spend all your days knowing that I have taken everything that was suppose to be yours.”

— Kalinda Vazquez, Andrew Chambliss, Evil Queen, Lana Parrilla, imdb.com

“I gotta take this. It's my ac-clown-tant... you know, a clown-accountant. He's got this giant calculator that only ever adds up to boobs. Pretty funny, but frankly, I think he's been stealing from me.”

— Paul Stroud, Jeff Kauffmann, Roger The Alien, Seth MacFarlane, imdb.com

“Stan: Uh... if I didn't care about historical accuracy, would I have stolen the actual Spirit of St. Louis from the Smithsonian? Steve: What?! Stan: The toughest part was convincing the guard I came in with it.”

— Kathryn Borel, Sam Brenner, Jeff Kauffmann, Stan Smith (voice), Seth MacFarlane, imdb.com

“You can't see me, you can't stop me.”

— Marta Kauffman, June Diane Raphael, Frankie Bergstein, Lily Tomlin, imdb.com

“I stole a bunch of guns! I'm testing them out, Charles! This revolution is gonna make us a fortune!”

— Glenn Howerton, Rob McElhenney, David Hornsby, Frank Reynolds, Danny DeVito, imdb.com

“Frank: Charlie, you've got a lot of balls, stealing my money. This shows leadership, I am promoting you to management. Charlie: That's why I did it. Mac: That's why I did it too, Frank! I stole lots of your money, what do I get? Frank: You get dick, because you are a follower and a thief.”

— Rob McElhenney, Frank Reynolds, Danny DeVito, imdb.com

“Ask for work. If they don't give you work, ask for bread. If they do not give you work or bread, then take bread.”

— Emma Goldman, amazon.com

“I stayed with him for about a month, hoboing our way east, stealing and burning everything we could. I taught him how to set fire to a church after we robbed it. We got very busy on that, robbing and burning a church regular every chance we got.”

— Carl Panzram, amazon.com

“Dean: How'd you get here? Sam: I, uh, stole a car. Dean: [laughs] That's my boy!”

— Richard Hatem, Dean Winchester, Jensen Ackles, imdb.com

“I never wanted to believe that my Dad was stealing from his job as a road worker. But when I got home, all the signs were there.”

— Unknown, tcat.tc

“Large corporations too often think they can steal designs from individual artists, especially women, without payment or consequences.”

— McArthur Law Firm, smcarthurlaw.com

“People are going to steal from you. You can't stop them. But, everybody has their own little personal security things—things that they think will foil the crooks, you know? In your own mind, right? ..You go to the beach, go in the water, put your wallet in the sneaker. Who's gonna know? What crimina…”

— Larry Charles, Jerry Seinfeld, Jerry Seinfeld, imdb.com

“An old lady at the ATM The old lady in front of me at the ATM was taking a while. When done, she turned around and asked me to check her balance... so I pushed her!”

— delmejones, reddit.com

“He who buys what he does not need steals from himself...”

— Wesley Snipes, twitter.com

“He who steals my purse steals my right to live, For he steals my bread and meat and bed, and in doing so imperils my life”

— Jack London, amazon.com

“Big sale announced! It turns out anything is free if you get away with stealing it! Wow! What a deal!”

— Night Vale podcast, twitter.com