“What if I miss? I've wondered, mid-thrust: What if I miss and hit a pelvic bone? I'd sustain major injury to myself and, depending on how hard I thrusted, I might even hurt her!”— Rich Santos, marieclaire.comTagged: thoughts during sex, thrusting, Mistakes, injuries
“Where did she learn THAT?! On that note, a guy's obviously not going to complain if you pull out a brand new bedroom move yourself (especially if you try something from our ultimate hot sex bucket list). That said, if it comes out of nowhere and it's not something you've previously spoken about, he'…”— Clint Carter, womenshealthmag.comTagged: thoughts during sex, Porn, magazines, sex moves
“I’m doing it as hard as I can! We love it when you ask us to go faster and deeper. But it’s a bit depressing and annoying when what you’re asking for is in fact what you are getting!”— Juan Geel, cosmopolitan.co.zaTagged: thoughts during sex, harder, faster, depressing
“Get on top so I can see those boobs bounce up and down, up and down.”— Nicole Kalashnikova, narcity.comTagged: thoughts during sex, boobs, breasts, cowgirl
“Reading the signs. One of the great unknowns of foreplay, and indeed sex in general, is what a girl’s reactions mean. Sometimes it feels like when your cat is meowing but it has food and has recently been outside. What does the cat want!? What do those noises mean?! Girls, I guarantee you that there…”— Oscar Trondheim, viralthread.comTagged: thoughts during sex, Signs, moaning, Confusion
“Should I switch positions? I’m kinda into this one.”— Craig Ellis, readunwritten.comTagged: thoughts during sex, positions, sex positions
“During passionate sex, the conscious mind of a man is pretty much obsessed with feeling everything that’s happening, and enjoying the act as much as possible”— Phil Dotree, thefrisky.comTagged: thoughts during sex, Passionate, Feeling, enjoy the moment
“Did I give her a good enough warm-up? The juices have to be flowing. Did she get enough pregame workout? This can't into extra innings when you've already hit your walk-off.”— Cameron Frye, rantlifestyle.comTagged: thoughts during sex, foreplay, warm-up
“'Make sure you’re hard, but whatever you do, don’t finish yet. Think about something not sexy occasionally but don’t focus on it too long or you’ll lose it completely.'”— Rob Fee, thoughtcatalog.comTagged: thoughts during sex, hard, orgasm
“We know women imagine other people during sex. So do guys. While I'm screaming her name, I may well be thinking of her hot sister, her best friend, my third-grade teacher, Smurfette...”— Rich Santos, marieclaire.comTagged: thoughts during sex, fantasizing, other women
“Take me out to the ballgame, take me out to the crowd …" When I was younger, a friend told me that by playing the "Take Me Out to the Ballgame" song inside my head, I could fight off an impending climax. And no joke, it worked. The song is so unsexy that it totally kills the orgasm reflex and allows…”— Clint Carter, womenshealthmag.comTagged: thoughts during sex, Songs, Music, Turn Off
“She’s definitely relationship material...”— Cliche Wynter, wewomen.comTagged: thoughts during sex, relationship material, Girlfriend
“What’s that on the wall? Okay, this doesn’t happen all the time but I’m sure at some time during his life, when he’s on his back and you’re on top, he would have noticed something he’d never noticed before on the wall.”— Juan Geel, cosmopolitan.co.zaTagged: thoughts during sex, Distractions, scenery
“Did I eat enough pineapple?”— Nicole Kalashnikova, narcity.comTagged: thoughts during sex, pineapple, cum
“Oh god, boobs. BOOBS! LOOK AT HER BOOBS!”— Craig Ellis, readunwritten.comTagged: thoughts during sex, boobs, breasts
“'Where are the tissues at?' I’ll preface this by saying safe sex is the best sex. But sometimes, for one reason or another, a condom doesn’t make it into the equation. If you’re going oh naturale, pulling out and cumming on a girl’s stomach, tits, etc. is normally your best option to avoid a Mini-Me”— C.T. Schwink, collegemagazine.comTagged: thoughts during sex, tissues, orgasm, pulling out
“'Am I hard?' Nothing says a confident lover like constantly worrying about your own state of arousal. Call me crazy, but I don’t remember any adult film where the lady is calling out for her man who is unable to please her.”— Alex Keobke, therichest.comTagged: thoughts during sex, hard, penis
“I’m so unfit it’s not even funny.”— Rich Cooper, hexjam.comTagged: thoughts during sex, unfit, out of shape
“There may be some anxiety on the guy's end. He may temporarily become self-conscious about his own body issues (yes, we have those too) or worry about his ability to perform at peak stamina or skill.”— Lodro Rinzler, marieclaire.comTagged: thoughts during sex, Anxiety, self-conscious, body issues
“(30 seconds after you finish) "Annnnd I'm falling asleep.”— Jason Mustian, distractify.comTagged: thoughts during sex, Sleeping, Tired