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It's only a dry spell if you're thirsty.
If I'm not busy I'm sad.
When I ask Bryant whether she felt a level of societal pressure about representing fat women, she’s very definite. 'Of course,' she says. 'When I’m onscreen, I’m representing a fat woman, whether I like it or not, but there’s a freedom in being a fat woman without having to do the labor of talking a…
— Emma Specter, Vogue, 'Shrill' Is More Fun, Nuanced, and Free Than Ever
Always hate what I said.
She is a savvy game player; she knows it’s not cool to become the overdog.
— Spencer Kornhaber, How Pop’s Biggest Weirdo Swept the Grammys
The fully beaded evening gown in question is an Aidan Mattox dress that was a last-minute pick, according to Del Rey. And believe it or not, it actually replaced the outfit she was originally planning to wear.
— Ari Bines, Lana Del Rey’s Grammys 2020 Dress Is Less Than $600 From Saks & You Can Shop It
Their quesadillas give you both a hard and soft shell taco in one.
— Priya Krishna, I’m From Texas and This Is the Best Quesadilla I’ve Ever Had
For some reason, it didn’t devastate me to hear about his crushes, and it didn’t feel that uncomfortable talking about mine. We came up with some rules.
— Sex Diaries, The Mom Trying to Hook Up With Her Ex on Family Vacation
The right face mask can change your whole face and outlook on life.
— Alison Hinman, Exactly Which Face Mask Is Best For You, Based On Your Skin Type
Breaking down complex projects into small milestones can help give workers the completion high they get from easy tasks while still supplying the challenge and opportunities for development.
— Roberta Kwok, Why You Should Skip the Easy Wins and Tackle the Hard Task First
Brianna’s essays have a kind of mind-cleansing effect on the reader and the book cover reflects this with a completely noise-free, yet approachable/human feeling aesthetic.
Anyone battling an eating disorder is deserving of help — and that point has clearly resonated with Taylor’s fans, especially those who might be quietly suffering themselves.
— De Elizabeth, Eating Disorders Are Lonely And Isolating. Taylor Swift Helped Others Feel Less Alone
What a graceful swan of a lady.
Well, you lose some you lose some, right?
I love when Mare Bear lets herself laugh, you know?
— David Caspe, Brad Williams, Damon Wayans Jr., The Kerkovich Way
Annie: I just wanted to talk to you. The Awesome: How'd you find me? Annie: How'd you think? The Awesome: Fucking Internet.
Once rejected from a volunteer coaching position because of her 'lifestyle,' Katie Sowers will make NFL history as the first openly gay and female assistant coach headed to the Super Bowl.
— Gwen Aviles, NBC News, Katie Sowers to make twin Super Bowl history as first openly gay and female coach
The devil, played by Kate McKinnon, says she's 'a huge fan' of Trump lawyer Alan Dershowitz.
— Dennis Romero, NBC News, SNL takes on the impeachment trial and goes to hell, literally
Instead, Eilish stands out simply by singing and writing her uniquely haunting and distinctly original music while continuing to champion the wins of her peers.
— Rachel Simon, NBC News, Opinion | Why Billie Eilish represents a new era for female pop artists