Latest Quotes

“You're just filling this void inside of you with a woman, and it's ruining my life.”

— Ryan Welch, Ari Katcher, Ramy Youssef, Dena, May Calamawy, Between the Toes

“Tinder doesn't really have shit on our moms.”

— Ryan Welch, Ari Katcher, Ramy Youssef, Ramy, Ramy Youssef, Between the Toes

“Hampton University announced Thursday it would be partnering with the University of the Bahamas to allow students who have been displaced by the storm to spend the fall semester on its campus in Hampton, Virginia, tuition-free.”

— CNN, Kendall Trammell, A historically black college is offering displaced University of Bahamas students a free semester

“They skinny-dip. You don't want a wife that skinny-dips.”

— Ari Katcher, Ryan Welch, Ramy Youssef, Ahmed, Dave Merheje, Between the Toes

“Dirt in your toe is dirt in your heart.”

— Ryan Welch, Ari Katcher, Ramy Youssef, Old Hajj, Maz Siam, Between the Toes

“Just 'cause I'm not with someone doesn't mean I'm gonna be alone forever, okay?”

— Ari Katcher, Ryan Welch, Ramy Youssef, Ramy, Ramy Youssef, Between the Toes

“I love you and I've never pressured you to come out. Not for any of my premieres, not when I bought my house, but I didn't realize how big a night this is until a little while ago, and it's important to me that I share it with you. So I'll send a boat, I'll send a plane, I'll do whatever I have to d…”

— Doug Ellin, Lisa Alden, Vincent Chase, Adrian Grenier, Aquamom

“Johnny: I remember I broke up with Stacy Laruzzo a week before Valentine's Day. I got back with her a week after. No chocolates, no roses... Eric: No class.”

— Brian Burns, Cliff Dorfman, Eric Murphy, Kevin Connolly, Blue Balls Lagoon

“I'm worried about me. I mean, look at me, I've been lying to you guys like a fuckin' drug addict. I didn't oversleep, I didn't want to go, I never want to leave her side, not for five seconds. I've never been like this in my life, guys. And the truth of the matter is, I don't give a fuck about the m…”

— Stephen Levinson, Rob Weiss, Cliff Dorfman, Vincent Chase, Adrian Grenier, Good Morning, Saigon

“Johnny: This is kind of embarrassing, but sometimes I wake up in the morning fully tented. Any advice? Dr. Joyce Brothers: Well, at your age, consider yourself lucky. Johnny: How fucking old do you think I am?”

— Doug Ellin, Cliff Dorfman, Johnny "Drama" Chase, Kevin Dillon, Oh, Mandy

“With just two main ingredients, flour and water, Bachman considers pasta straws to be an exceptional alternative to paper and compostable plastic straws. They create much less processing output (aka a smaller environmental impact) and require the least amount of ingredients to manufacture of all the…”

— Emily Ziemski, Why Haven't We ALWAYS Been Drinking Through Pasta Straws?

“Just say it, you always know the killer was a woman if she cleaned up after.”

— Olivia Gatwood, Life of the Party

“To constantly preach about introspection but then lean into being a “self-obsessed mess” so much so that you put it on a hat not only says that you might not have enough respect for yourself to put distance between you and the descriptor, but also that you know that you’re allowed to be that way. Mo…”

— Opheli Garcia Lawler, What our infinite obsession with 'influencers' like Caroline Calloway says about us

“Therapy itself wasn’t a waste of my time, but trying to force a relationship with a therapist who wasn’t a fit for me was getting in the way of me getting what I actually needed out of our sessions.”

— Molly Burford, How to Break Up With Your Therapist

“The truth is, solo sex might be more important for the demi than almost any other sexual type.”

— Shannon Ashley, Do Demisexual People Masturbate?

“Hot people are always right, of course, and allowed to do whatever they want.”

— Miles Klee, Help My Doctor Is Really Hot

“The Loch Ness monster stays hidden within her own Loch for presumably similar reasons. In an attempt to escape the male gaze, she makes herself unavailable for all but the grainiest of photographs.”

— Katie Heaney, FYI, the Loch Ness Monster Is a Lesbian Separatist

“Ariana Grande has had quite the drama-filled week.”

— Ben Henry, Ariana Grande Is Being Accused Of "Appropriating Black Aesthetics" After A Mood Board From Her Tour Got Leaked

“On the days where I felt empty, exercise made me feel good.”

— Ally Sinyard, Living With Borderline Personality Disorder As A Competitive Boxer Means Learning How To Let Go

“The Queer Eye gang is going international with a four-episode special titled We’re In Japan.”

— Lauren Huff , Entertainment Weekly, Watch a joyful teaser for the 'Queer Eye