Latest Quotes

“Roof collapses at Paris’ Notre Dame Cathedral as massive fire rages”

— CNBS, Roof collapses at Paris’ Notre Dame Cathedral as massive fire rages

“Firefighters are battling a massive blaze which broke out at the world-famous Notre Dame cathedral in Paris this evening.”

— Daily Mal, Fire breaks out at historic Notre Dame cathedral in Paris 

“'After' is what happens when you deprive a generation of kids of Judy Blume-worthy sex.”

— Kathleen Newman-Bremang, After Isn't Sexy It's Proof YA Has A Sex Problem

“Maybe right now, you are being given a chance to reclaim your joy, to make it the most natural extension of who you are, to let it spill out of your words, and your laughter, and your tears — to let it be something you believe you are worthy of, to let it be something you believe you deserve.”

— Bianca Sparacino, Maybe Right Now Your Journey Isn't About Love

“I don’t even have time for sex, how sad is my life?”

— Akilah Hughes, January 31, 2016, Part I.

“Do I find white women attractive or do I see them as some exotic idea I should find attractive? Do I even know whom I’m attracted to or why?”

— Christopher Rivas, I Broke Up With Her Because She’s White

“It’s a slot machine pass that you always win: Put in a bit of time and a few swipes, crank the lever, and out comes a parade of choices of people who might call you pretty and say they want to buy you a drink.”

— Dana Schwartz, Choose Your Own Disaster

“That white coat would get so dirty so fast, it’s giving me anxiety just thinking about it.”

— Emilia Petrarca, I’m Worried About Daenerys Targaryen

“Usually, you only hear about cults when shit really goes down. But what are they like from the inside?”

— Adam Elder, Three Former Cult Members on What It Took for Them to Finally Break Free

“Let this be a reminder that if nothing else, at least you have that — your ability to breathe! Congratulations! With it, you can literally do whatever the F you want.”

— Leandra Medine, Focusing on the Small Things Might be the Secret to Happiness

“Sabrina: Who would do such a thing? Madam Satan: Men.”

— Oanh Ly, Salli Richardson Whitfield, Rachel Talalay, Jeff Woolnough, Kevin Rodney Sullivan, Roberto Aguirre-Sacasa, Lee Toland Krieger, Ross Maxwell, Rob Seidenglanz, Michael Goi, Matthew Barry, Alex Garcia Lopez, Mj Kaufman, Christina Ham, Donna Thorland, Axelle Carolyn, Craig Macneill, Joshua Conkel, Christianne Hedtke, Lindsay Calhoon Bring, Maggie Kiley, Sabrina, Kiernan Shipka, Chapter Seven

“Can someone explain why it looks like the Texas Chainsaw Massacre has been nailed to our door?”

— Oanh Ly, Salli Richardson Whitfield, Rachel Talalay, Jeff Woolnough, Kevin Rodney Sullivan, Roberto Aguirre-Sacasa, Lee Toland Krieger, Ross Maxwell, Rob Seidenglanz, Michael Goi, Matthew Barry, Alex Garcia Lopez, Mj Kaufman, Christina Ham, Donna Thorland, Axelle Carolyn, Craig Macneill, Joshua Conkel, Christianne Hedtke, Lindsay Calhoon Bring, Maggie Kiley, Sabrina, Kiernan Shipka, Chapter Seven

“Ross: Your Aunt Zelda’s a football fan? Sabrina: All contact sports.”

— Oanh Ly, Salli Richardson Whitfield, Rachel Talalay, Jeff Woolnough, Kevin Rodney Sullivan, Roberto Aguirre-Sacasa, Lee Toland Krieger, Ross Maxwell, Rob Seidenglanz, Michael Goi, Matthew Barry, Alex Garcia Lopez, Mj Kaufman, Christina Ham, Donna Thorland, Axelle Carolyn, Craig Macneill, Joshua Conkel, Christianne Hedtke, Lindsay Calhoon Bring, Maggie Kiley, Sabrina, Kiernan Shipka, Chapter Seven

“Dorcas and Agatha: Are we your daughters, too? Father Blackwood: No, you’re just orphans.”

— Oanh Ly, Salli Richardson Whitfield, Rachel Talalay, Jeff Woolnough, Kevin Rodney Sullivan, Roberto Aguirre-Sacasa, Lee Toland Krieger, Ross Maxwell, Rob Seidenglanz, Michael Goi, Matthew Barry, Alex Garcia Lopez, Mj Kaufman, Christina Ham, Donna Thorland, Axelle Carolyn, Craig Macneill, Joshua Conkel, Christianne Hedtke, Lindsay Calhoon Bring, Maggie Kiley, Father Blackwood, Richard Coyle, Chapter Seven

“I’m not an abomination, Sabrina. And I won’t be one.”

— Joshua Conkel, Mj Kaufman, Salli Richardson Whitfield, Jeff Woolnough, Kevin Rodney Sullivan, Roberto Aguirre-Sacasa, Lee Toland Krieger, Ross Maxwell, Rob Seidenglanz, Oanh Ly, Michael Goi, Matthew Barry, Alex Garcia Lopez, Christina Ham, Donna Thorland, Axelle Carolyn, Craig Macneill, Christianne Hedtke, Lindsay Calhoon Bring, Maggie Kiley, Susie, Lachlan Watson, Chapter Six

“You're only supposed to start missing things after you've said goodbye to them, right?”

— Roberto Aguirre-Sacasa, Salli Richardson Whitfield, Rachel Talalay, Jeff Woolnough, Kevin Rodney Sullivan, Ross Maxwell, Rob Seidenglanz, Oanh Ly, Michael Goi, Matthew Barry, Alex Garcia Lopez, Mj Kaufman, Christina Ham, Donna Thorland, Axelle Carolyn, Craig Macneill, Joshua Conkel, Christianne Hedtke, Lindsay Calhoon Bring, Maggie Kiley, Sabrina, Kiernan Shipka, Chapter One

“Ambrose: Aunt Dee, are you crying? Zelda: Pollen.”

— Christianne Hedtke, Lindsay Calhoon Bring, Salli Richardson Whitfield, Rachel Talalay, Jeff Woolnough, Kevin Rodney Sullivan, Roberto Aguirre-Sacasa, Lee Toland Krieger, Ross Maxwell, Rob Seidenglanz, Oanh Ly, Michael Goi, Matthew Barry, Alex Garcia Lopez, Mj Kaufman, Christina Ham, Donna Thorland, Axelle Carolyn, Craig Macneill, Joshua Conkel, Ambrose Spellman, Chance Perdomo, Chapter Eight

“Cases of actual demonic possession are extremely rare, despite what the False God and his propaganda machine would have you believe.”

— Joshua Conkel, Mj Kaufman, Salli Richardson Whitfield, Jeff Woolnough, Kevin Rodney Sullivan, Roberto Aguirre-Sacasa, Lee Toland Krieger, Ross Maxwell, Rob Seidenglanz, Oanh Ly, Michael Goi, Matthew Barry, Alex Garcia Lopez, Christina Ham, Donna Thorland, Axelle Carolyn, Craig Macneill, Christianne Hedtke, Lindsay Calhoon Bring, Maggie Kiley, Zelda, Miranda Otto, Chapter Six

“He said that his dream was that my dreams came true.”

— Christianne Hedtke, Lindsay Calhoon Bring, Salli Richardson Whitfield, Jeff Woolnough, Kevin Rodney Sullivan, Roberto Aguirre-Sacasa, Lee Toland Krieger, Ross Maxwell, Rob Seidenglanz, Oanh Ly, Michael Goi, Matthew Barry, Alex Garcia Lopez, Mj Kaufman, Christina Ham, Donna Thorland, Axelle Carolyn, Craig Macneill, Joshua Conkel, Harvey Kinkle, Ross Lynch, Chapter Eight

“How do you feel about wearing a costume while you’re working here?”

— Joshua Conkel, Mj Kaufman, Salli Richardson Whitfield, Jeff Woolnough, Kevin Rodney Sullivan, Roberto Aguirre-Sacasa, Lee Toland Krieger, Ross Maxwell, Rob Seidenglanz, Oanh Ly, Michael Goi, Matthew Barry, Alex Garcia Lopez, Christina Ham, Donna Thorland, Axelle Carolyn, Craig Macneill, Christianne Hedtke, Lindsay Calhoon Bring, Maggie Kiley, Dr. Cerberus, Allessandro Juliani, Chapter Six