I will show you fear in a handful of dust.
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Someone you met 3 weeks ago can have better intentions than someone you met 3 years ago, don’t let time fool you.
My name’s Cameron, and tweeting a piss photo nearly ruined my life.
Four ordinary people will be tested in ways they’ve never even imagined, and we’ll do it in ways never before seen on television.
I ain’t sayin’ you a ‘ho’, but that’s on the spectrum.
I'm allergic to bullets. Especially those headed into my direction.
— Jeff Ray, Templeton 'Faceman' Peck, Dirk Benedict, Timber!
Your life is a dumpster fire.
I think we've underestimated the life on this planet. The people have so much courage. Here they are hurling through space on a molten rock at 67,000 miles an hour and the only thing that keeps them from flying out of their shoes is their misplaced faith in gravity.
— Bonnie Turner, Dick Solomon, John Lithgow, Brains and Eggs
Taryn: I was in high school when Sharon Tate was killed, but this is more shocking. I mean, Beverly Hills, five blocks away from Rodeo. Bill: Goes to show, all the money in the world, you're only as safe as the lock on your front door.
Diane: Well, you're a rapidly aging adolescent. Sam: Well, I would rather be that than a snob.
Theo: I mean, you're a doctor and Mom's a lawyer, but I don't love you any less because you're my dad. So instead of being disappointed that I'm not like you, maybe you should be happy and love me anyway, because I'm your son. Cliff: Theo... That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard in my life! No wo…
— Michael J. Leeson, Ed. Weinberger, Cliff Huxtable, Bill Cosby, Pilot
Hey, Colin. You know, I was just thinking, I'm so curious: did you happen to bang your mom last night? Because I sure as hell didn't.
— Shelly Grossman, Britt Matt, Jack Griffin, Glenn Howerton, Freakin' Enamored
I don't know how it works across the pond, but I am black. There is literally no place in American history that'll be awesome for me.
— Eric Kripke, Shawn Ryan, Rufus Carlin, Malcolm Barrett, Pilot
Dr. Max Goodwin: So you don't like doing surgery? Dr. Floyd Pearson: I love doing surgery. Dr. Max Goodwin: Then why did you only do half as many as everyone else? Dr. Floyd Pearson: Because my patients didn't need them. I gave them medications, I gave them alternatives, there were better ways to he…
[to Dr. Rhodes] I've usually found, Dr. Rhodes, that when given responsibility, people rise to the occasion.
That's an open and shut case, Munch. Try not to screw it up with your insane rambling. And stop looking at my ass.
— Dawn DeNoon, Lisa Marie Petersen, Monique Jeffries, Michelle Hurd, Hysteria
I like to think that maybe one day you'll be an old man like me, talking a younger man's ear off, explaining to him how you took the sourest lemon that life has to offer and turned it into something resembling lemonade. If you can do that, then you will still be... taking three babies home from this…
You know, if I had known that kissing ass was the way to move up in this house, I would have bought some lip balm.
— Hilly Hicks Jr., Kevin Hadley, William Smillie, Retaliation Hit
[kicks a line in the dirt] See that? You cross this line, it'll land you in the bottom of the river.
They’re ripping on a Juul when you’re not looking, after you go to bed, and especially while sitting on the toilet.