“I really commend you on your directness and your bravado and I really hope you find what you are looking for.”Tagged: direct, Bravado
“A job where one wrong word could trigger a nervous breakdown, resulting in decades of emotional damage.”Tagged: therapy, Sex, Breakdown, Emotional, Damage
“Harry: I thought maybe we could pop and get a bit of breakfast together. I had a good time the other night. It's so rare to find a woman who really listens, you know? Jean Milburn: I see. I'm about to teach a vagina workshop. So... no?”Tagged: Date, breakfast, Good Time, Sex, Vagina Workshop
“Maeve Wiley: What the hell did you do? Otis Milburn: Um... I might have said something about chinchillas giving blow jobs.”Tagged: mistake, Chinchillas , awkward
“It feels good to wank, so it must be like that, but better. And doing it with someone who likes you must be awesome, because they really get you. Maybe the two of you become one, like the Spice Girls said.”Tagged: Sex, Dating, Love, Spice Girls, Awesome
“Charlie: God loves you. Maeve Wiley: Yeah, well, I wish he'd worn a condom.”Tagged: God, Love, condom
“Otis Milburn: I had a... sex dream... about Maeve. Eric Effoing: That's brilliant! Was it ALS challenge or just your basic dick sneeze?”Tagged: Sex, Sex Dream, wet dream
“Otis Milburn: I can imagine it's hard when you're comparing your lack of experience to someone's sexual history. Pro-lifer: What? No, I have experience. Otis Milburn: You do? Pro-lifer: Yeah. Hand jobs, fingering, oral, 69ing, a bit of anal stuff. Otis Milburn: That's... extensive. Pro-lifer: Yeah,…”Tagged: Sex, sacred, Extensive, Sexual History
“Nurse: And have you considered the possibility of adoption? Maeve Wiley: I don't think anyone would want a pregnant 17-year-old.”Tagged: Adoption, Abortion, Witty Response, pregnant
“You can't choose who you are attracted to. You can't engineer a relationship. You have to do what's right.”Tagged: Love, Attraction, Relationship
“You know in rom-coms, when the guy finally realizes he's in love with the girl, and he turns up with a boom box outside her house, blasting her favorite song, and everyone in the audience swoons? Yeah, that makes me sick.”Tagged: Romanic Comedies , Love, Boy meets girl , cliche, Sick
“Nice guys finish last. Especially when there's a nicer guy with rock-hard abs.”Tagged: nice guys, Last, Hotter, abs, Attractive
“Why don't you start by telling me your earliest memory of your scrotum?”Tagged: Memory, Sexual Problems , scrotum, therapy