She's like the Kim Kardashian of tiny dogs.
Catalog
Laurie Nunn
You know, it's weird. You're my age, but wise. You're like my mum... in a little man's body. Like a little mum man. No offense.
When we're having sex, I feel like I've never seen a vagina before. But I have seen one, because I've got one, and I've looked at it a lot.
Otis Milburn: I might have a mild to moderate crush on Maeve. Eric Effoing: Yeah, no shit. What gave it away? Otis Milburn: She, uh... she touched my eyebrows, and now I have an erection.
Everyone has bodies, right. It's nothing to be ashamed of.
Do you know how long I've been called Cock Biter? Four years. People I've never met call me Cock Biter to my face. I bit Simon Furthassle's scrote. I had sex with four guys at the same time. I fucked my second cousin. I'll give you a hand job for a fiver if you like. Do you know how it started?…
Ruby: It's my vagina! Maeve Wiley: What? Ruby: It's mine, okay? And I need your help. You and that weird sex kid who looks like a Victorian ghost.
Only you could turn the topic of dreams into existential angst.
Wonders never cease.
Maeve Wiley: Pessimists outlive optimists. Otis Milburn: We're in for the long haul then.
I just want to know that you're okay.
I don't know what I want. No one has every asked me that before.
Maeve Wiley: How did you know it was mine? Otis Milburn: Well, Adam thought 'As You Like It' was a song by Jay-Z. And only you could turn the topic of dreams into existential angst
We've been holding hands for 45 minutes. I know how to hold hands. I'm here to fornicate.
Intercourse can be wonderful, but it can also cause tremendous pain. And if you're not careful, sex can destroy lives.
Otis Milburn: What I'm saying is, before you talk to Steve, you... you should probably figure out, you know, what works for you... and your body. Aimee Gibbs: So you're prescribing a wank? Otis Milburn: ...Yeah.
Aimee Gibbs: Steve says his 'thing' is girls properly enjoying sex. He says he can tell I'm being fake. Otis Milburn: Well, are you? Aimee Gibbs: Yeah. I'm always fake.
I've been wanking all night. I ate four packets of crumpets, and I think my clit might drop off.
What is it with boys? It's like you all suddenly woke up with boundaries.
Lily Iglehart: To be clear, I don't want to have sex with you specifically. Just a human man with a penis. Otis Milburn: That's... great for my self-esteem.