“I genuinely can't to print the document to get me a job so I can afford to do things like print document.”Tagged: Money, afford, Print, expensive, Struggle
“I'm not that confident that I have enough friends to make it a group.”Tagged: confident, Friends, Group, Popular, Concerns
“I've decided relationships aren't for me. I'm not doing them. I'm done with love.”Tagged: Relationships, Love, Couples
“Sometimes I think I would be happiest if I could talk myself into enjoying sex with prostitutes and just give up on girlfriends.”Tagged: Happy, Sex, Prostitutes, Girlfriend, Enjoyment
“It just really hurts to know that I need to take pills simply to function.”Tagged: hurts, Pills, function, upset
“So, sometimes, I put my penis in your son's butt. But also, I mean, I do not litter!”Tagged: Litter, Sex, Relationships
“I should be the foremost expert on what’s good for me, but I’m not.”Tagged: Expert, Good Things, Good For Me
“I think she is better off with two happy parents apart, than two sad ones together.”Tagged: Divorce, Happy, Parents, Relationships
“I was just jerking off my soul, trying to glean a smug self satisfaction.”Tagged: Soul, Self Satisfication
“Why do they only sell yogurt to women? Like, men eat yogurt.”Tagged: sell, yogurt, Women, Men, Question