“I buy fair trade chocolate. I like that tastes less like poor people’s tears.”Tagged: purchase, Simile Examples, taste, Fair Trade, Tears
“It’s like we’re grown-ups. This is it. We’re practicing anymore.”Tagged: Grown-Ups, practice, Adulthood
“I thought that my politics would keep me safe from my feelings and I was wrong.”Tagged: Feelings, Wrong, Political View
“Sometimes I wonder how there is anyone in the world that doesn’t have worms.”Tagged: World, Worms, Wondering
“I’m done with feeling insecure when cool kids make me an espresso.”Tagged: Insecure, Cool Kids, Nervous
“I don’t need you, you know? You know, there’s a lot of girls out there looking for a gay best friend.”Tagged: Girls, Gay Best Friend, Sassy
“I was trying to keep the peace. But now that I know you’re not interested in keeping the peace, I’m trying to win.”Tagged: Peace, Winning, argument, Fight
“You put your feelings on credit and make me pay for them later.”Tagged: Credit, Feelings, Pay, Metaphor Examples
“Life’s meant to get boring as you get older so it’s not so disappointing when you die.”Tagged: Life, Boring, older, Disappointed
“I’m sick of things ending like it’s sad or a Harry Potter finish. Or it’s awful to think about Leonardo DiCaprio isn’t hot anymore.”Tagged: Ending, Sad, Harry Potter, Leonardo DiCaprio, Hot
“If I had a choice of going to this dinner or eating poop, like I would absolutely of course pick the dinner, but I would pause a little bit before deciding.”Tagged: Dinner, Poop, Hesitation, Choices
“All super foods are just normal foods with a better narrative.”Tagged: Super Foods, normal, food, Narrative
“I’ve been trying to be more attractive, but it’s just so hard, you know, because of my genetics.”Tagged: Attractive, hard, Genetics
“It’s weird, because I don’t want to be in the threesome, but I do feel very left out.”Tagged: Weird, threesome, Left Out
“That generation just finds sex things so freakin’ funny. I reckon internet porn ruined that for us.”Tagged: Funny, Sex, Porn, Ruined