“Patrick: What does claustrophobic mean? Spongebob: It means he's a afraid of Santa Clause”Tagged: T.V Quotes, Spongebob Quotes
“I’ll have you know that I stubbed by toe last week and only cried for 20 minutes.”Tagged: Spongebob, T.V Quotes, Funny Quotes
“Spongebob: Patrick, you're a genius!" "Patrick: Yeah, I get called that a lot." "Spongebob: What? A genius?" "Patrick: No, Patrick.”Tagged: T.V Quotes, Funny Quotes
“I'll never forget your 100% all-secret patty, secretly assembled with undersea cheese, pickles, lettuce, tomato, onion, all secretly steaming between two fluffy seaweed sea buns.”Tagged: Burgers, Parody, Pickles, Lettuce, Tomato
“I heard that in times of hardship, the pioneers would eat coral. No, wait, it wasn't coral.Maybe it was sand...no, mud.”Tagged: Hardship, Pioneers, coal, Coral, mud
“Hall Monitor SpongeBob reporting for duty, ma'am! I'm ready to assume my position in the hall! I will protect all that are weak in the hall! All rules to be enforced in the hall!”Tagged: Hall Monitor
“I'm ugly and I'm proud, I'm ugly and I'm proud, I'm ugly and I'm proud!”Tagged: Ugliness Pride, Self-Esteem
“SpongeBob: Go. Run away like all the others. No one would want a friend as ugly as I am. Patrick: Sure they would! It makes them feel better about the way they look!”Tagged: ugly, Irony, Wingman
“First I need to find a friend! (holds up as stick) Stick buddy...! Nah. (stands next to a pile of rocks) Rock buddy...! No. (stands next to a sink) Sink buddy! Almost.”Tagged: Anthropomorphism, Friends, Inanimate Objects
“The Krabby Patty formula is the sole property of the Krusty Krab and may only be discussed in part or in whole with its creator Mr. Krabs. Duplication of this formula is punishable by law. Restrictions apply, results may vary.”Tagged: Krabby Patty, Krusty Krab, Mr. Krabs, The World of Fast Food in Spongebob Squarepants
“You know, if I were to die right now in some sort of fiery explosion due to the carelessness of a friend, well, that would just be okay.”Tagged: Death Wish, Irony
“Fish boy, are they smelly? Whoo hoo!! How could a creature who spend so much time in the water smell so bad?”Tagged: fish, Smelly, soap
“SpongeBob: Hey, why does it take more than one squirrel to change a lightbulb? Fish: Why?! SpongeBob: Because, they're so darn stupid!”Tagged: Anti-Jokes, Stupid
“Sandy: I'm a squirrel. See? *Sandy points to an acorn.* SpongeBob: I thought that meant you were nuts.”Tagged: Jokes, Puns, Squirrels, Double Entendres