“It's about time the hunter who became the huntee becomes the hunter,… again.”Tagged: Hunter, Huntee, About Time
“Gummi Bears?! He replaced my bullets with Gummi Bears from the mini bar! That's gonna cost me $7!”Tagged: Gummi Bears, Gun, Mini Bar, Money, expensive
“Hayley: [after the cab crashes] Did the cabbie survive? Stan: No. Damn fool was driving sober.”Tagged: Car Crash, Cabs, Sober, Driving, Drunk Driving
“Hayley: Jeez, Steve. Four gallons of Lubriderm? Steve: You try living with eczema.”Tagged: Eczema, A large quantity, Skin Condition
“Steve, I'm very disappointed that you used that language with your mother. That being said, I'm more excited for dinner than I have been in years.”Tagged: Cursing, Excited, Eventful, Parenthood, Dinner
“A cake gets messed up. A Quiznos bathroom gets messed up. You destroyed a galaxy, mother.”Tagged: Messed Up, Destroyed, galaxy, Cake, bathroom
“When I joined the CIA, I knew the deal. If we make a mistake, we cover it up. Like the time Dick accidentally created feline AIDS and we covered it up by blaming it on gay cats.”Tagged: gay, Blame, CIA, cover it up, cats
“Pedophile: So, uh, which boy is yours? Stan: The hot one, duh.”Tagged: Pedophile, Hot, Attractive, Son, obvious
“Stan: Uh... if I didn't care about historical accuracy, would I have stolen the actual Spirit of St. Louis from the Smithsonian? Steve: What?! Stan: The toughest part was convincing the guard I came in with it.”Tagged: History, Stealing, convincing, Smithsonian, Gaurd