“Yo mama’s so old she has an autographed Bible.”— Unknown, tcat.tcTagged: Yo mama jokes, Ageism, Bible
“Yo mama so ugly, the boomerang don’t come back.”— Unknown, tcat.tcTagged: Yo mama jokes, ugly, Boomerang, insults
“Yo mama so fat, her pictures keep falling off the wall.”— Unknown, tcat.tcTagged: Yo mama jokes, Fat shaming, insults
“Yo mama so fat, food trucks follow her on Twitter.”— Unknown, tcat.tcTagged: Yo mama jokes, Fat shaming, Food Trucks, Twitter, insults
“Yo mama is so old, her Social Security Number is 1.”— Unknown, tcat.tcTagged: Yo mama jokes, Ageism, Social Security
“Yo mama is so ugly that when she was young she had to trick or treat over the telephone.”— Unknown, tcat.tcTagged: Yo mama jokes, ugly, insults, Trick or Treat, Halloween
“Yo mama’s so ugly, even Ripley’s cannot believe it.”— Unknown, tcat.tcTagged: Yo mama jokes, Ripley's Believe It...or Not!, ugly, insults
“Yo mama has so many gaps between her teeth it looks like her tongue’s in jail.”— Unknown, tcat.tcTagged: Yo mama jokes, insults, Jail, Bad Teeth
“Yo mama’s so fat when she wears Guess jeans the answer pops out.”— Unknown, tcat.tcTagged: Yo mama jokes, Fat shaming, Guess Jeans, insults
“Yo mama’s so fat she masturbates to cookbooks.”— Unknown, tcat.tcTagged: Yo mama jokes, Fat shaming, masturbation, Cookbooks, insults
“Yo mama is so poor that she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken and licks other people’s fingers.”— Unknown, tcat.tcTagged: Yo mama jokes, Fat shaming, KFC, Kentucky Fried Chicken, Poverty Shaming
“Yo mama is so stupid she stared at orange juice for 8 hours because it said ‘concentrate.’”— Unknown, tcat.tcTagged: Yo mama jokes, Stupid, Orange Juice, insults
“Yo mama’s so dumb, someone told her it was chilly outside and she walked outside with a bowl.”— Unknown, tcat.tcTagged: Yo mama jokes, dumb, insults
“Yo mama so fat she can’t jump to conclusions.”— Unknown, tcat.tcTagged: Yo mama jokes, Fat shaming, insults
“Yo mama is so fat that when she sits on an iPod, it makes an iPad.”— Unknown, tcat.tcTagged: Yo mama jokes, Fat shaming, iPod, iPad, insults
“Yo mama’s so fat her blood type is ketchup.”— Unknown, tcat.tcTagged: Yo mama jokes, Blood type, insults, Fat shaming
“Yo mama’s teeth are so yellow that when she smiles, cars slow down.”— Unknown, tcat.tcTagged: Yo mama jokes, Rotten Teeth, insults
“Yo mama’s so dumb it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.”— Unknown, tcat.tcTagged: Yo mama jokes, dumb, 60 Minutes, TV, insults