“Heather: I drink, I cuss, I sleep around. What are you going to do about it? Nun: I don't think you do any of those things. Heather: I use the b word sometimes. Nun: Who hasn't?”— John Blickstead, Trey Kollmer, Heather, Allisyn Ashley Arm, imdb.comTagged: Cuss, Drinking, B-Word
“I almost had a nervous movement. A poo.”— John Blickstead, Trey Kollmer, Victor Kozlowski, Jacob Houston, imdb.comTagged: Poop, Nervous, Bowel Movement
“Let's find this middle child juggalo.”— John Blickstead, Trey Kollmer, Jack Griffin, Glenn Howerton, imdb.comTagged: middle child, Juggalo, mission
“I'd smooch Durbin if I wasn't as gay as a tree full of birds.”— Donick Cary, Helen Henry DeMarcus, Paula Pell, imdb.comTagged: kiss, Simile Examples
“Keep your eyes peeled for more beer o'clocks.”— Donick Cary, Jack Griffin, Glenn Howerton, imdb.comTagged: Eyes Peeled , Beer, Drinking Time
“Good night, sweet prince.”— Donick Cary, Victor Kozlowski, Jacob Houston, imdb.comTagged: Night, sweet, gentle, Prince
“Okay, so there's four basic categories of happiness that I'm going to want to focus on all right? One, work a job where you can see the physical results of your labor at the end of each day. Two, make up mundane celebrations to distract you from your inevitable death. Number three, ingest sugary, fa…”— Donick Cary, Jack Griffin, Glenn Howerton, imdb.comTagged: Happiness, Work, Job, Life
“Oh Michelle, you white ass Rihanna, of course, the 20th!”— Donick Cary, Stef Duncan, Lyric Lewis, imdb.comTagged: Rihanna, Excited
“Yeah, I'm seeing a lot of rollie pollies under here. Are they gonna be okay?”— Donick Cary, Jack Griffin, Glenn Howerton, imdb.comTagged: bugs, Concerned
“You know what I'm going to do? Buy one of those Japanese talking toilets. See what that has to say.”— Donick Cary, Jack Griffin, Glenn Howerton, imdb.comTagged: Toilets, talking, Tachnology
“So I'm not gonna teach you anything in here, okay? If you keep your mouth shut, you get an A. If you say anything to anybody, you get an F. Welcome to AP Bio.”— Donick Cary, Jack Griffin, Glenn Howerton, imdb.comTagged: Teach, grades, Biology
“They work hard all day long and then they reward themselves with simple things.”— Donick Cary, Jack Griffin, Glenn Howerton, imdb.comTagged: Work Hard, Life, Simple Things, treat
“At one point, I saw a girl, a child really, eat an entire spoonful of just mayo.”— Donick Cary, Jack Griffin, Glenn Howerton, imdb.comTagged: Gross, Mayo, Eat, food