“You're a good teacher and a great citizen with an even better posture.”— Donick Cary, Emily Cutler, Principal Durbin, Patton Oswalt, imdb.comTagged: Teacher, citizen, posture
“You broke a bad, bad man today, my little cherubs.”— Shelly Gossman, Jack Griffin, Glenn Howerton, imdb.comTagged: Bad, Cherubs, Man, affection
“We got to fight for our right to play smooth jazz.”— Donick Cary, Emily Cutler, Victor Kozlowski, Jacob Houston, imdb.comTagged: Jazz, smooth, Fight for our Right
“I had eaten my best friend.”— Shelly Gossman, Helen Henry DeMarcus, Paula Pell, imdb.comTagged: Best friend, Story, Eat
“Do you think a man would apologize for taking the last community banana?”— Shelly Gossman, Stef Duncan, Lyric Lewis, imdb.comTagged: Man, gender, Apology, Community
“Listen up, kiddos. Have your smiles prepped before you go into the frame. Think of something that makes you happy like puppies for me, Nana's brisket, that chubby little kid from 'Up.'”— Dan Klein, Helen Henry DeMarcus, Paula Pell, imdb.comTagged: kids, Smile, Happiness, Puppies, Brisket
“Revenge isn't for everybody, but it has its merits.”— Dan Klein, Jack Griffin, Glenn Howerton, imdb.comTagged: Revenge, merits
“Though I do worry hanging out is a gateway drug to harder stuff.”— Dan Klein, Lynette, Elizabeth Alderfer, imdb.comTagged: hang out, Friend, Friendship, Gateway
“There's a lot of half-eaten salads in here. I'm just gonna take a Cobb. My parents paid for it with their tax dollars.”— Michael Patrick O'Brien, Charlie McCrackin, Victor Kozlowski, Jacob Houston, imdb.comTagged: Salads, Waste, Cobb, Tax Dollars
“Uh, college is going to be pretty sick. Eating ramen and snatching V-cards.”— Michael Patrick O'Brien, Charlie McCrackin, Heather, Allisyn Ashley Arm, imdb.comTagged: College, Ramen, Sex
“I'm a grown up ass man and I don't get embarrassed when I like someone.”— Michael Patrick O'Brien, Charlie McCrackin, Jack Griffin, Glenn Howerton, imdb.comTagged: Grown Man, Crush, romance
“Sit down and start to shut up.”— Michael Patrick O'Brien, Charlie McCrackin, Jack Griffin, Glenn Howerton, imdb.comTagged: sit down, Quiet, Command, Sassy
“If you were a bird, I would watch you soar.”— Emily Cutler, Victor Kozlowski, Jacob Houston, imdb.comTagged: bird, Metaphor Examples, Soar
“In conclusion, would you go out with me?”— Emily Cutler, Eduardo, Miguel Chavez, imdb.comTagged: Conclusion, Date, asking someone
“There's the cutie with the booty.”— Emily Cutler, Helen Henry DeMarcus, Paula Pell, imdb.comTagged: Cute, butt, Attractive
“If you ladies think I look good in sweatpants, wait till you see me in a suit.”— Emily Cutler, Jack Griffin, Glenn Howerton, imdb.comTagged: sweatpants, Attractive, Suit
“Dead people don't shop.”— Michael Patrick O'Brien, Mary Wagner, Mary Sohn, imdb.comTagged: dead, Shopping, Purchased
“We fight a lot, but, at the end of the day, it's okay 'cause we really do hate each other.”— Michael Patrick O'Brien, Mary Wagner, Mary Sohn, imdb.comTagged: Fight, End of the Day, Hate
“Cricket nipples.”— Michael Patrick O'Brien, Helen Henry DeMarcus, Paula Pell, imdb.comTagged: Cricket, Random, Weird