Movie

Addams Family Values

by Paul Rudnick, Wednesday Addams, Cristina Ricci, M.A. Page, Scott Rudin and 68 others

Siblings Wednesday and Pugsley Addams will stop at nothing to get rid of Pubert, the new baby boy adored by parents Gomez and Morticia. Things go from bad to worse when the new "black widow" nanny, Debbie Jellinsky, launches her plan to add Fester to her

(15 total)

Characters

Paul Rudnick (15)Wednesday Addams (9)Christina Ricci (7)Morticia Addams (4)Anjelica Huston (4)Cristina Ricci (2)Uncle Fester Addams (1)Gomez Addams (1)Christopher Lloyd (1)Raul Julia (1)

“Morticia: My baby is ill, and my husband is dying. Oh Mama, what shall I do? Grandma: Well, you have a black dress.”

— Paul Rudnick, Morticia Addams, Anjelica Huston, imdb.com

Tagged: Black Dress, Loss of Family, Gallows Humor

“[to Gomez] I'm just like any modern woman trying to have it all. Loving husband, a family. It's just, I wish I had more time to seek out the dark forces and join their hellish crusade.”

— Paul Rudnick, Morticia Addams, Anjelica Huston, imdb.com

Tagged: Modern Woman, Having It All, loving husband

“[to Debbie] You have enslaved him. You have placed Fester under some strange sexual spell. I respect that. But please, may we see him?”

— Paul Rudnick, Morticia Addams, Anjelica Huston, imdb.com

Tagged: Slavery, sexual, Spell

“[to Fester] You'll meet someone. Someone very special. Someone who won't press charges.”

— Paul Rudnick, Gomez Addams, Raul Julia, imdb.com

Tagged: romance, domestic assault

“Joel: Cara mia. Wednesday: Mon cher.”

— Paul Rudnick, Wednesday Addams, Christina Ricci, imdb.com

Tagged: cara mia, mon cher, terms of endearment

“[about Pubert] Gomez: He has my father's eyes. Morticia: Gomez, take those out of his mouth.”

— Paul Rudnick, Morticia Addams, Anjelica Huston, imdb.com

Tagged: Inheritance

“Wednesday: We don't hug. Becky: Oh, they're just shy. Pugsley: We're not shy. Wednesday: We're contagious.”

— Paul Rudnick, Wednesday Addams, Christina Ricci, imdb.com

Tagged: Hugging, Shy, Contagious

“Uncle Fester: Dementia! What a beautiful name! Dementia: It means 'insanity.' Uncle Fester: My name is Fester. It means 'to rot.'”

— Paul Rudnick, Uncle Fester Addams, Christopher Lloyd, imdb.com

Tagged: Dementia, fester, Rot, Insanity, Names

“Morticia: Wednesday's at that very special age when a girl has only one thing on her mind. Ellen: Boys? Wednesday: Homicide.”

— Paul Rudnick, Wednesday Addams, Christina Ricci, imdb.com

Tagged: boys, Homicide, Misandry, Anti-Male

“Young Girl: And then Mommy kissed Daddy, and the angel told the stork, and the stork flew down from heaven, and left a diamond under a leaf in the cabbage patch, and the diamond turned into a baby! Pugsley: Our parents are having a baby, too. Wednesday: They had sex.”

— Paul Rudnick, Wednesday Addams, Christina Ricci, imdb.com

Tagged: Procreation, Sex, Birds and Bees

“[Pugsley hits a bird during archery practice] Becky: It's an American Bald Eagle! Gary: But, aren't they extinct? Wednesday: They are now.”

— Paul Rudnick, Wednesday Addams, Christina Ricci, imdb.com

Tagged: Bald Eagle, Endangered Species, Extinct

“Gomez: Children, why do you hate the baby? Pugsley: We don't hate him. We just wanna play with him. Wednesday: Especially his head.”

— Paul Rudnick, Wednesday Addams, Christina Ricci, imdb.com

Tagged: Baby, Hatred, play

“Joel: I'll never forget you. Wednesday: You won't? Joel: You're too weird.”

— Paul Rudnick, Wednesday Addams, Christina Ricci, imdb.com

Tagged: remember, Weird

“I'm not perky.”

— Paul Rudnick, Wednesday Addams, Cristina Ricci, amazon.com

Tagged: perky, Deadpan

“You have taken the land which is rightfully ours. Years from now, my people will be forced to live in mobile homes on reservations; your people will wear cardigans and drink highballs. We will sell our bracelets by the roadside; you will play golf and enjoy hot hors d'oeuvres. My people will have pa…”

— Paul Rudnick, Wednesday Addams, Cristina Ricci, imdb.com

Tagged: Pilgrims, Native Americans, Highballs