“You know, Elliot, I've always acted like your softness was weakness, but now I'm beginning to understand your vulnerability is actually strength.”— Mark Levin, Andrew Goldberg, Jennifer Flackett, Gil Ozeri, Nick Kroll, Seamus McGregor , Peter Capaldi, imdb.comTagged: Weakness, Vulnerable, strength
“Oh, to be so horny, but so unlovable. It's truly Shakespearean, darling.”— Mark Levin, Andrew Goldberg, Jennifer Flackett, Nick Kroll, Kelly Galuska, Mona, Thandiwe Newton, imdb.comTagged: Unlovable, Horny, shakespeare, Poetic
“Andrew: Broken-home sex-freak gas-station whore. Maury: Oh, that sounds like a Billy Joel lyric.”— Mark Levin, Andrew Goldberg, Jennifer Flackett, Kelly Galuska, Nick Kroll, Maury the Hormone Monster, Nick Kroll, imdb.comTagged: Lyric, Billy Joel
“Well, of course, sexism sucks, but it's really all a part of this whole crazy obsession you humans have with gender roles.”— Mark Levin, Andrew Goldberg, Jennifer Flackett, Shantira Jackson, Nick Kroll, Montel, Cole Escola, imdb.comTagged: Sexism, gender roles, Obsession
“I am scared and aroused, the chocolate and peanut butter of feelings.”— Gabe Liedman, Mark Levin, Andrew Goldberg, Jennifer Flackett, Nick Kroll, Andrew Glouberman, John Mulaney, imdb.comTagged: Feelings, Scared, aroused, combination
“This is capitalism. You reap what you sow.”— Kelsey Krasnigor, Mark Levin, Andrew Goldberg, Jennifer Flackett, Nick Kroll, Andrew Glouberman, John Mulaney, imdb.comTagged: Capitalism, Economy, Reap, Sow
“We just need to get through dinner, and then we can do the titty tango.”— L.E. Correia, Mark Levin, Andrew Goldberg, Jennifer Flackett, Nick Kroll, Maury the Hormone Monster, Nick Kroll, imdb.comTagged: Dinner, Date, tango
“It would have been totally within my rights to abandon or abort this kid or make it think I'm its aunt or something. But that's not what I want now.”— Mark Levin, Andrew Goldberg, Jennifer Flackett, Victor Quinaz, Nick Kroll, Constance the Hormone Monstress , Maya Rudolph, imdb.comTagged: rights, Reproductive Health, Choice
“Oh God, you're pale and sweating and shaking. You look like Prince Andrew getting interviewed.”— Jennifer Flackett, Andrew Goldberg, Nick Kroll, Emily Altman, Mark Levin, Mona, Thandiwe Newton, imdb.comTagged: Similie Examples, Pale, sweaty, Prince Andrew
“Ah, yes, the feminine hygiene aisle. An entire section of the store designed to convince women their vaginas are repulsive in their natural state.”— Andrew Goldberg, Jennifer Flackett, Nick Kroll, Emily Altman, Mark Levin, Rita St. Swithens, Juliet Mills, imdb.comTagged: Feminine hygiene, Trick, Repulsive
“Between your rotten genes and your truly horrific upbringing, you still somehow ended up a good person.”— Jennifer Flackett, Mark Levin, Andrew Goldberg, Matthew MacDell, Andrew Rannells, imdb.comTagged: genes, Upbringing, Good Person
“I came here to do two things. Eat some Pringles and get my body rocked.”— Gil Ozeri, Mark Levin, Jennifer Flackett, Andrew Goldberg, Nick Kroll, Lola Skumpy, Nick Kroll, imdb.comTagged: goal, Pringles, Body Rock