“You want to know what I think? Tough titties.”— Seth Meyers, Ra-Sharir, Necar Zadegan, imdb.comTagged: Tough, Thoughts
“A hypnotist with pink eye is like a boxer with two broken hands.”— Seth Meyers, Bill Dawes, Michael Keaton, imdb.comTagged: hypnotist, Pink Eye, Simile Examples, boxer, Broken Hands
“She was building a pink-eye army to infiltrate all of Oregon. It was diabolical because pink-eye is so contagious.”— Seth Meyers, Bill Dawes, Michael Keaton, imdb.comTagged: Oregon , Pink Eye, Contagion, plan
“They had to scream their orgasms into jars so that they could be saved.”— Seth Meyers, Bill Dawes, Michael Keaton, imdb.comTagged: orgasm, Scream, Jars , Saved
“These people thought they were on a path to enlightenment. And unbeknownst to them, they were dressed like a bunch of drunks at a tailgate.”— Seth Meyers, Larry Cooper, Gary Kraus, imdb.comTagged: Enlightenment, Drunks, Tailgate , Path, Dressed
“My favorite was Wayne's signature heliumtopic meditation. Once a week, members would suck on helium and then admit what they were most ashamed of.”— Seth Meyers, Bill Dawes, Michael Keaton, imdb.comTagged: meditation, helium, Voices, Confessions
“Breath is the answer to everything.”— Seth Meyers, Father Ra-Shawbard, Owen Wilson, imdb.comTagged: Breath, breathe, calm, Relaxed
“That's a beautiful word, 'deal,' and you're talking to a dealer.”— Seth Meyers, Father Ra-Shawbard, Owen Wilson, imdb.comTagged: Deal, Word, Dealer
“Listen, you idiots. I work for the F.B.I.”— Seth Meyers, Father Ra-Shawbard, Owen Wilson, imdb.comTagged: idiots, FBI, Listen
“It did surprise me that a man who spoke of the purity of mind and soul had cocaine.”— Seth Meyers, Ra-Tembler, Paul Bright, imdb.comTagged: surprise, Mind, Soul, Drugs, hypocrite
“Send someone to get my blue hat. I'm a little chilled.”— Seth Meyers, Father Ra-Shawbard, Owen Wilson, imdb.comTagged: Chilled , Blue Hat
“This is the mockery of a holy man! A man of whom every part is sacred, including his butthole, of which this town knows nothing.”— Seth Meyers, Ra-Sharir, Necar Zadegan, imdb.comTagged: Mockery, Man, butt, sacred, Town
“Get me my cocaine!”— Seth Meyers, Father Ra-Shawbard, Owen Wilson, imdb.comTagged: order, upset, Drugs
“This is America. You cannot open a juice bar in a muffler shop.”— Seth Meyers, Marge Middleton, Deb Hiett, imdb.comTagged: America, Juice Bar , Muffler Shop
“Why don't you go talk to your vegetables.”— Seth Meyers, Marge Middleton, Deb Hiett, imdb.comTagged: Sassy, mean, vegetables
“Maybe I would have been nicer to the townspeople had they not been so fat and stupid.”— Seth Meyers, Ra-Sharir, Necar Zadegan, imdb.comTagged: Nice, Townspeople, fat, Stupid, Rude
“The world has enough aggression and escalation without us adding to it.”— Seth Meyers, Father Ra-Shawbard, Owen Wilson, imdb.comTagged: World, Aggression, Escalation
“So I ask all of you to write down the names of your family members that you are leaving behind and put them in this basket. Along with their Social Security Number and their banking information. And then you will be free.”— Seth Meyers, Father Ra-Shawbard, Owen Wilson, imdb.comTagged: Social Security, Bank, Names, Freedom, Scam
“He just wanted me to be free and happy. And isn't that what a father is supposed to want for his children?”— Seth Meyers, Ra-Tembler, Paul Bright, imdb.comTagged: father, Son, Love, support, Free
“R-U-I-N-E-D. There's only one way to say it, 'Rooned.'”— Seth Meyers, John Mulaney, Simon Sawyer, John Mulaney, imdb.comTagged: Pronunciation, Ruined, picky, Sassy