Hey Arnold!

“We broke the record for most attempts to get in the Book of World Records! They say we're the most determined neighborhood they've ever heard of.”

— Dan Povenmire, Craig Bartlett, Steve Viksten, Joe Ansolabehere, Arnold (voice), Toran Caudell, imdb.com

“Those poems weren't meant to be seen until I am dead and buried and worms have consumed my flesh.”

— Craig Bartlett, Helga Pataki (voice), Francesca Smith, imdb.com

“Frankie: I said I like you, kid! You got potential! Arnold: You want my pencil?”

— Dan Povenmire, Craig Bartlett, Joe Ansolabehere, Steve Viksten, Arnold (voice), Toran Caudell, imdb.com

“Helga: I guess so! Except for that disgusting kiss. Ugh! Arnold: Then why'd you kiss me for so long?! Helga: It was just acting - I was trying to be professional! Don't think I actually enjoyed that! Ugh! Arnold: Whatever you say, Helga.”

— Steve Viksten, Joe Ansolabehere, Arnold (voice), Phillip Van Dyke, imdb.com

“Everything in nature is beautiful. Unless it's ugly.”

— Dan Povenmire, Craig Bartlett, Joe Ansolabehere, Steve Viksten, Grandpa, Dan Castellaneta, imdb.com

“Arnold: [Into a mirror] Hey! You talkin' to me? You... talkin' to me? Grandpa Phil: No, I didn't say anything.”

— Dan Povenmire, Larry Leichliter, Joe Ansolabehere, Steve Viksten, Arnold (voice), Toran Caudell, imdb.com

“I done went and sat on my hot sauce and now I gots hot pants!”

— Joe Ansolabehere, Steve Viksten, Stinky Peterson, Christopher P. Walberg, imdb.com

“Priest: Do you, Helga, take Arnold to be your lawfully wedded husband, to love, honor, and cherish till death do you part? Helga: You got it, padre! I mean, I do.”

— Steve Viksten, Joe Ansolabehere, Helga Pataki (voice), Francesca Smith, imdb.com

“I love Arnold! There, I said it! I love him! I love him! Arnold! Arnold! Arnold! I'm absitively posolutly in love with the boy! I want to grow up having a fabulous life, traveling around the world with him! Coffee in Paris, roses sailboats, the whole nine yards, I want to have a perfume named after…”

— Craig Bartlett, Joe Ansolabehere, Steve Viksten, Helga Pataki (voice), Francesca Smith, imdb.com

“Helga: Not girl enough, humph, what a bunch of crap, I am too a girl, I'm pretty, I'm feminine, I'm delicate. Helga bumps into someone who's a man Man: Oh, excuse me, young man. Helga: I'm a GIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRL!”

— Dan Povenmire, Craig Bartlett, Joe Ansolabehere, Steve Viksten, Helga Pataki (voice), Francesca Smith, imdb.com

“The Jolly Olly Man: Haven't you ever heard of supply and demand? Helga: Well, I demand that you supply me with some ice cream, before I knock your teeth out!”

— Craig Bartlett, Helga Pataki (voice), Francesca Smith, imdb.com

“Principal Wartz: Mooning is not funny! It's not a game! You may think it's a harmless school yard prank, but let me assure you: IT IS NOT! Someone could put an eye out! Arnold: Because of mooning?”

— Craig Bartlett, Joe Ansolabehere, Steve Viksten, Arnold (voice), Spencer Klein, imdb.com

“Look, I'm a whale. [drinks a sip of milk and spits it out through his nose]”

— Dan Povenmire, Larry Leichliter, Craig Bartlett, Arnold (voice), Toran Caudell, imdb.com

“Look at me, I'm terrible at giving advice. I have no moral conscience whatsoever. If you won't do this for me, do it for your stupid friends out there. Trust me, they're completely lost without you.”

— Craig Bartlett, Steve Viksten, Joe Ansolabehere, Helga Pataki (voice), Francesca Smith, imdb.com

“Principal Wartz: Okay, what are your demands? Curly: My demands? Okay, I'll tell you my demands! I, I want two Yahoo sodas and, and a meatball sub!”

— Joe Ansolabehere, Steve Viksten, Curly, Adam Wylie, imdb.com

“Harold: I bet Rhonda thinks I'm a geek because I'm fat and loud and OBNOXIOUS! Curly: And I'll bet she thinks I'm a geek 'cause my dad cuts my hair with a bowl!”

— Craig Bartlett, Joe Ansolabehere, Steve Viksten, Harold Berman (voice), Justin Shenkarow, imdb.com

“Arnold: You set a beautiful table, my fair señorita. Miss Felter: Muchas gracias. Arnold: Aw, enchilada.”

— Craig Bartlett, Steve Viksten, Joe Ansolabehere, Arnold (voice), Phillip Van Dyke, imdb.com

“No electricity? No T.V.? No popcorn? No deal! I'm out of here.”

— Craig Bartlett, Steve Viksten, Joe Ansolabehere, Helga Pataki (voice), Francesca Smith, imdb.com

“Arnold just gave me a flower! I think I'm gonna die!”

— Steve Viksten, Joe Ansolabehere, Helga Pataki (voice), Francesca Smith, imdb.com

“I need that cute, stupid, football head's hat! Oh....Did I just say that out loud?”

— Steve Viksten, Helga Pataki (voice), Francesca Smith, imdb.com