Season

New Girl Season 2

by Zooey Deschanel, Max Greenfield, Lamorne Morris, Jake Johnson, Hannah Simone and 9 others

The romantic tension between Jess and Nick escalates in the hilarious, quirky second season of New Girl - but will they ever hook up? Meanwhile, Schmidt fails to be hip, Winston isn't "prepared" for a hot date and Nick faces a death in his dysfunctional f

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Characters

Schmidt (9)Max Greenfield (9)Rebecca Addelman (8)Robert Snow (6)Christian Magalhaes (6)Nick Miller (6)Jake Johnson (6)Kim Rosenstock (5)Elizabeth Meriwether (3)J. J. Philbin (3)

“Hey everyone I'm Julius Pepperwood, ex-cop, ex-marine...I'm from Chicago. Thin crust pizza? No thank you, I'm from Chicago.”

— Nick Adams, Rebecca Addelman, Kim Rosenstock, Christian Magalhaes, Robert Snow, Nick Miller, Jake Johnson, imdb.com

Tagged: Pizza Jokes, Chicago Impersonations

“Look at that font! What is this? Amateur hour? At least use Palatino.”

— Nick Adams, Rebecca Addelman, Robert Snow, Christian Magalhaes, Kim Rosenstock, Nick Miller, Jake Johnson, imdb.com

Tagged: Jokes for Writers, Name that Font

“I'm the squirrel and you're my nut. Winter is coming and I'm gonna store you in my cheek girl.”

— David Iserson, Rebecca Addelman, Schmidt, Max Greenfield, imdb.com

Tagged: Pickup Lines, Absurd Things to Say to a Girl, Squirrels

“It’s only romantic because it’s a wedding. I’d be just as happy to sabotage, I don’t know, let’s say, her tax audit.”

— Rebecca Addelman, Schmidt, Max Greenfield, imdb.com

Tagged: Romantic, wedding, Happy, Sabotage, tax audit

“I don’t celebrate Christmas. Or, as I like to call it, ‘White Anglo Saxon Winter Privilege Night’.”

— Kim Rosenstock, Rebecca Addelman, Christian Magalhaes, Robert Snow, Schmidt, Max Greenfield, imdb.com

Tagged: Christmas, white, Winter, Privilege Night

“Winston, you’ve been staring at this girl for 5 minutes. Please tell me you’re checking her out, otherwise you’re a serial killer. Which would explain a lot.”

— J. J. Philbin, Schmidt, Max Greenfield, imdb.com

Tagged: staring, checking her out, serial killer

“Know this: your caveman ideas about manhood are so over. Manhood today is about exfoliation, cheese courses, emotional honesty, and Paxil.”

— Rebecca Addelman, Kim Rosenstock, Robert Snow, Christian Magalhaes, Schmidt, Max Greenfield, imdb.com

Tagged: Caveman, manhood, exfoliation, cheese courses, emotional honesty

“Are you cooking a frittata in a sauce pan? What is this – prison?”

— Kim Rosenstock, Christian Magalhaes, Robert Snow, Rebecca Addelman, Schmidt, Max Greenfield, imdb.com

Tagged: Cooking, frittata, sauce pan, Prison, Questions

“Can you believe the zoo wouldn’t let me borrow their white tiger? I mean, the nerve! Philip Seymour Hoffman is going to be sitting at the back of the party thinking, ‘Look at that guy. He couldn’t even get a big cat.’”

— Kay Cannon, Schmidt, Max Greenfield, imdb.com